The Most Important Lesson You Ever Learned

[Diamond Joe]

3 things you should never count - years, lovers, and glasses of wine.

also; padded room JONG

[XXX-er]

Only break one law at a time. Don’t speed if you have a beer in your lap. Don’t roll through a stop sign if your registration is expired. If you have a taillight out, don’t do anything else against the law. Everyone I know who got into real trouble was breaking more than one law at a time.

You can deal with one thing going but 3 things you have an accident

[old goat]

You are both right. Can't stand things around my neck. Don't have pockets when you discard your clothing. There are other solutions. According to a friend.

[byates1]

[carpathian]

Don't wear heavy lace up boots in a helicopter so when it crashes in a lake you can still swim to shore.

[jbrine]

Don't wear heavy lace up boots in a helicopter so when it crashes in a lake you can still swim to shore.

Oddly specific, but okay.


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[toast2266]

take your time and enjoy the ride

99% of the time the guy who races past you is waiting at the next traffic light

Related: keep right, except to pass.

[dufferdan]

When skiing trees, only look at the gaps between the trees


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[CHAIR_97]

Ski cut that shit before you flash it

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[senior researcher]

My My, Hey Hey.

[powdork]

Here's a gem i've used to my advantage many time and comes in super handy in Tahoe.

After a storm, as long as every day gets warmer (and it freezes at night), there will always be a time of day when the crust has melted off and it will be pow.

[powdork]

take your time and enjoy the ride

99% of the time the guy who races past you is waiting at the next traffic light

Or

Pass every car and you will be first.

The rule for this is "Slow and steady wins the race. Except for real races."

[Markeyz]

this is very very true.

Conversely if you repeatedly ask a friend to join you and they keep you on ignore just go anyways.

[Markeyz]

Here's a gem i've used to my advantage many time and comes in super handy in Tahoe.

After a storm, as long as every day gets warmer (and it freezes at night), there will always be a time of day when the crust has melted off and it will be pow.

Spoken like a true west coast maritime snowpack skier. Wet pow!

[Iowagriz]

Smooth is Fast

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[whipski]

No amount of money is worth your free time

[baron]

Or

Pass every car and you will be first.

The rule for this is "Slow and steady wins the race. Except for real races."

indeed!

braking before the turn and drifting it, is faster than flying into a turn and sliding around it

>when your beard starts to turn grey, the only race is to the toilet

[interloper]

Don't ski on weekends.

[sb]

Quit yer job

Ski mid weak

[Goodabouthood]

You'll never know unless you go....

[XXX-er]

Oddly specific, but okay.


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As I remember the story the other guy didn't make it so this is probably a pretty good takaway

[mcski]

Pretty sure you can get sick drinking piss. Even if it’s your own

[mcski]

You can probably get sick drinkin piss. Even if it’s your own

[AK47bp]

You can probably get sick drinkin piss. Even if it’s your own

Bullshit

[Darren Jakal]

This checks out.