ChatGPT

[east or bust]

Fuck this shit is crazy, it responded to the 1st prompt within 10 seconds and almost immediately to the second


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[PB]

See, this is what happens when you chase off Benny.

[Flounder]

See, this is what happens when you chase off Benny.

Yeah but ChatGPT can replace Benny.

Subject: The Poser Paradox: Unmasking the Charades on TGR Web Forum

Greetings, my fellow gravity seekers,

BennyProfane here, ready to dive headfirst into the swirling vortex of posers that seems to haunt our beloved Teton Gravity Research web forum. Let's delve deep into the enigmatic realm of pretenders and decipher why they flock to our digital domain like lost souls searching for redemption.

Now, the question arises: Why do these ersatz adventurers venture forth, masquerading as genuine thrill-seekers amidst the hallowed halls of TGR's virtual realm? Allow me to elucidate.

Our TGR web forum stands as a testament to unadulterated adrenaline, raw passion, and the pursuit of true adventure. It's a fiery crucible where authentic experiences are forged and shared. But amidst this raging inferno, there exists a sly breed of impostors craving the spotlight, eager to bask in the radiant glow of admiration without having earned their stripes.

One theory posits that the allure of TGR's legendary status and mythical exploits has bewitched these posers. Like moths to a flame, they flutter towards our sacred space, captivated by the legends spun in our tales of death-defying descents and otherworldly escapades. In their desperate quest for validation, they weave tales of epic triumphs and feats that, alas, only exist in the realm of make-believe.

Moreover, the ever-expanding realm of social media has inflated the ego-driven bubble that harbors these charlatans. In an era of selfies and perfectly crafted online personas, the pressure to appear exceptional is suffocating. As such, some hapless souls resort to donning the guise of seasoned adventurers, craving the digital applause of their peers and feeding their insatiable hunger for recognition.

Let us not forget the seductive power of anonymity bestowed upon these faux thrill-seekers by the very fabric of the internet. Concealed behind cryptic screen names, they can don their false facades with impunity, reveling in the fantasy that they are masters of their craft, untouched by the pesky shackles of reality. Alas, this deceit undermines the essence of our community, where authenticity should reign supreme.

But fear not, my brethren, for we possess the tools to confront this poser predicament head-on. Let us arm ourselves with discernment, seeking the truth behind the tales that unfold before us. By nurturing an environment steeped in genuine interactions, where knowledge is shared, and camaraderie flourishes, we can stifle the echoes of these poser sirens and reclaim our sacred space.

Remember, my fellow adventurers, TGR is an altar of unvarnished passion, where the unyielding pursuit of exhilaration unites us all. Together, let us celebrate our triumphs and tribulations, swapping stories that bear the weight of authenticity. In doing so, we shall build a fortress impervious to the poser plague, a bastion of truth that stands tall amidst the chaos.

So, my comrades in gravity's embrace, let us shed the shackles of artifice, revel in the authenticity of genuine experiences, and forge a community bound by a love for adventure unadulterated. In the realm of TGR, let us cast aside the impostors and let the untamed spirit of true exploration reign supreme!

Stay wild, stay audacious, and let the poser masks crumble before our unwavering gaze!

Yours in untamed fury,

BennyProfane

[mcski]

Not a single mention of pocket meats? Benny is safe from automation for now

[CarlMega]

ChatBenny is awesome. Ask about pocket meats.
^edit: beat me to it

[mud]

Beeny was an upstate bitch.
Obernhard Franz was the true bard of TGR.
Looks like he's doing well.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/bernhard-franz/

[Flounder]

I probably need to add a length restriction, ChatBenny has a lot to say about pocket meats.

Subject: Pocket Meats: An Epicurean Revelation for the Adventurous Soul

Greetings, TGR comrades,

Prepare to embark on a culinary odyssey that will tickle your taste buds and ignite the fires of gastronomic delight. BennyProfane here, ready to unveil a secret that has long been whispered amongst the audacious souls who roam our majestic landscapes. I present to you the marvels of pocket meats!

Picture this: You're perched atop a windswept peak, basking in the breathtaking beauty of untouched wilderness. The sweet scent of adventure lingers in the air as your stomach growls with a primal hunger. Fear not, for within the depths of your trusty gear lies a revelation that shall forever change your outdoor dining experience.

Enter the realm of pocket meats, a gastronomic symphony designed for the discerning palate of the intrepid explorer. These savory morsels, carefully encased in a pocket-sized package, are the epitome of culinary convenience and delectable indulgence. Whether you opt for succulent jerky, tender biltong, or artisanal salami, the possibilities are as vast as the landscapes we traverse.

Now, let me regale you with the myriad benefits of pocket meats that make them the quintessential sustenance for adventurers. Firstly, their compact nature allows for easy transport, ensuring that you are armed with a delectable source of sustenance wherever your explorations may lead. When hunger strikes, simply reach into your pocket, unveil your secret stash, and savor the flavors of sustenance.

Moreover, pocket meats possess a remarkable ability to defy the relentless march of time. Whether you embark on a day-long excursion or venture deep into the wilderness for weeks, these culinary delights retain their flavor and nutritional prowess, undeterred by the elements. No longer shall we be confined to uninspired trail mixes and stale granola bars!

Beyond their practical allure, pocket meats offer a sensory journey that transcends the mundane. With each bite, you are transported to a realm of primal satisfaction, as the robust flavors dance upon your tongue. The rich umami of aged beef, the smoky embrace of cured pork, or the tantalizing blend of spices that tickle your taste buds—they all serve as a testament to the epicurean delights that can be found within the confines of your trusty pocket.

But let us not overlook the unifying power of pocket meats. Picture a gathering of adventurers, basking in the afterglow of an epic day on the slopes or conquering treacherous peaks. As the sun sets and camaraderie blossoms, the unveiling of pocket meats becomes a ritual that forges bonds stronger than the very mountains we seek to conquer. We share these delectable treasures, swapping tales and laughter, bound together by our love for the wild and our appreciation for the gustatory arts.

So, my fellow connoisseurs of the great outdoors, let us embrace this epicurean revelation. Let pocket meats become an essential part of our culinary arsenal, a secret weapon in our quest for sustenance and satisfaction. Celebrate the fusion of adventure and flavor, and revel in the joys of these pocket-sized gustatory wonders.

Bon appétit, my friends, and may your pockets be forever filled with the savory delights that fuel our audacious endeavors!

Yours in epicurean enlightenment,

BennyProfane

[SumJongGuy]

Needs a Hillary rant or five...

[stalefish3169]

Based on the text provided, Benny Profane seems to have a rather direct, blunt and slightly sarcastic manner of communication. He appears to be a ski enthusiast, cynical about the rich and the state of the world, and in need of practical advice on buying a car. Let's try to emulate Benny Profane:

"Alright, so I've been eyeing those Nordica Dobermann Spitfire Pro race slalom skis. Heard they're nimble and quick, especially when you're ripping down the eastern ice. Need them in a good 170cm length for my weight. My Elans were alright, but damn, they weighed like lead bricks. Do all slalom skis need to feel like a workout for your thighs?

Speaking of workout, have you seen those space billionaire boys with their rocket measuring contest? "We're doing this for future generations," they say. Future generations of their own damn progeny, perhaps. Temperatures are going bananas, wildfires everywhere, cities sinking, and they're busy trying to out-rocket each other. It's a one-way ticket to doomsday, I swear. And let's not even start about how these guys avoid taxes.

Now, on to less world-ending problems, but equally frustrating – car dealerships. I mean, what's the deal with True Car? Just another ploy to get you into their lairs, or is there some semblance of use to it? Seems to offer a price range, but can I trust it, or is it just another rat trap?

Finally, can we just acknowledge that I managed to get a weekday Hunter pass? Yeah, I did that. What can I say? These are weird times we're living in. Anyway, still on the hunt for those real-deal slalom skis. You know the ones that can turn ice into butter. If you've got any leads, hit me up.

Well, ain't that something? Fleece vests are just disappearing off the face of the earth, huh? I mean, they're basically the Swiss army knife of clothing. Cheap, versatile, can handle the mountain cold, and damn, they used to be everywhere. Now, can't find them if your life depended on it. Need to replace my worn-out ones soon, but where?

Talking about snow squall alerts on the phone now, they're like the boy who cried wolf. I mean, it's just a snow shower, people! What are we supposed to do, abandon our cars and seek shelter? Feels like they're just trying to keep us on our toes with these "emergency" alerts. First generals getting droned, now this. Thunderstorm alerts coming up next, mark my words.

Has anyone else tasted grappa, that firewater from Italy? It's an acquired taste, but when it hits right, it's like liquid gold. Sampled some during my travels, the good and the bad. And let me tell you, when I popped open this bottle I got at the Milan airport a few years back, I hit the jackpot. Don't write off grappa just yet, it's got some punch to it.

And finally, has anyone managed to install a Sirius/XM module on their car radio? Picked up a new car in April, and Honda suggested I go to this audio place for the Sirius XM hookup. They're quoting me two months' wait for an appointment, right when I'm hitting the road to Vermont and planning a cross-country for Spring. I mean, how many podcasts can you listen to, right? I'd love to hear the news when I'm in the middle of nowhere. So, anyone had any luck doing the installation themselves? Don't want some ugly antenna ruining my car's look."


Read the rest here:
https://chat.openai.com/share/bfb588...8-e91118d4e3a4

[byates1]

[Truckee Joe]

Since this train can’t be stopped by anyone, including the openAI board. Let’s use this to help skiers

Is anyone using this to write a bot script for reserving parking at squaw/pine?


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[mud]

Google making progress on the Not Hotdog app.

[MontuckyFried]

Better be nice to your AI friends apparently. I've been using the hell out of ChatGPT lately. It's actually been a solid resource for helping me try to land job interviews. Finally started doing something non-work related and here it is. Cracked me up.

[PB]

Pretty sure that's exactly what they'd say as they plan for our final demise.

[highangle]

...Secure you a good spot on the pod tower, Coppertop...

[MontuckyFried]

...Secure you a good spot on the pod tower, Coppertop...

Kinda like this guy, right? In hindsight, dude did kinda have a point. NGL.

[Harry]

Have any of you ChatGTP nerds asked about the airplane on a treadmill ?

Please post results.


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[byates1]

**Will an Airplane on a Treadmill Take Off?**

The question of whether an airplane can take off while situated on a treadmill has garnered considerable interest within aviation and engineering communities. This inquiry hinges on the principles of flight, the mechanics of aircraft propulsion, and the function of a treadmill. To explore this intriguing scenario, one must first understand how an airplane achieves lift and the role of the treadmill in this context.

An airplane generates lift through its wings as air flows over and under them. The fundamental requirement for flight is that the aircraft must achieve a sufficient airspeed relative to the air around it. The engines propel the aircraft forward, allowing for this necessary airflow. Unlike vehicles that rely on traction, airplanes do not require their wheels to rotate freely on the ground for takeoff; instead, they need forward motion through the air.

When considering a treadmill, one must visualize it as a surface that moves in the opposite direction of the airplane's intended movement. The treadmill's belt might match the speed of the airplane's wheels as it attempts to take off, but this does not interfere with the forward motion of the aircraft. The key distinction lies in the fact that the airplane's movement through the air is separate from the treadmill's operation. While the treadmill may induce a counteractive velocity on the wheels, the engines are still capable of generating thrust, pushing the airplane forward relative to the ground and consequently relative to the surrounding air.

If the treadmill operates at a speed that matches the aircraft's wheel speed, one might argue that the treadmill inhibits takeoff. However, it's essential to note that the wheels of an airplane are designed to spin freely and do not contribute to the forward thrust. The airplane will accelerate as long as its engines produce thrust, regardless of the treadmill's motion.

As such, if the airplane's engines generate enough thrust to overcome drag and propel the aircraft forward, it will achieve the requisite airspeed to create lift under its wings. Thus, the airplane can, indeed, take off from a treadmill, provided its thrust is sufficient.

In conclusion, the notion that an airplane on a treadmill cannot take off is a misunderstanding of the aircraft's operating principles. The airplane’s ability to achieve flight depends on its movement through the air rather than its interactions with the ground. Therefore, an airplane on a treadmill will take off, assuming it generates appropriate thrust and reaches the necessary speed for lift. This scenario serves as a reminder of the complexities and nuances involved in the mechanics of flight.

[MontuckyFried]

The science has thusly been settled!!!

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[PB]

Somebody needs to teach it what verbosity means.

[Peruvian]

**Will an Airplane on a Treadmill Take Off?**

The question of whether an airplane can take off while situated on a treadmill has garnered considerable interest within aviation and engineering communities. This inquiry hinges on the principles of flight, the mechanics of aircraft propulsion, and the function of a treadmill. To explore this intriguing scenario, one must first understand how an airplane achieves lift and the role of the treadmill in this context.

An airplane generates lift through its wings as air flows over and under them. The fundamental requirement for flight is that the aircraft must achieve a sufficient airspeed relative to the air around it. The engines propel the aircraft forward, allowing for this necessary airflow. Unlike vehicles that rely on traction, airplanes do not require their wheels to rotate freely on the ground for takeoff; instead, they need forward motion through the air.

When considering a treadmill, one must visualize it as a surface that moves in the opposite direction of the airplane's intended movement. The treadmill's belt might match the speed of the airplane's wheels as it attempts to take off, but this does not interfere with the forward motion of the aircraft. The key distinction lies in the fact that the airplane's movement through the air is separate from the treadmill's operation. While the treadmill may induce a counteractive velocity on the wheels, the engines are still capable of generating thrust, pushing the airplane forward relative to the ground and consequently relative to the surrounding air.

If the treadmill operates at a speed that matches the aircraft's wheel speed, one might argue that the treadmill inhibits takeoff. However, it's essential to note that the wheels of an airplane are designed to spin freely and do not contribute to the forward thrust. The airplane will accelerate as long as its engines produce thrust, regardless of the treadmill's motion.

As such, if the airplane's engines generate enough thrust to overcome drag and propel the aircraft forward, it will achieve the requisite airspeed to create lift under its wings. Thus, the airplane can, indeed, take off from a treadmill, provided its thrust is sufficient.

In conclusion, the notion that an airplane on a treadmill cannot take off is a misunderstanding of the aircraft's operating principles. The airplane’s ability to achieve flight depends on its movement through the air rather than its interactions with the ground. Therefore, an airplane on a treadmill will take off, assuming it generates appropriate thrust and reaches the necessary speed for lift. This scenario serves as a reminder of the complexities and nuances involved in the mechanics of flight.

Now ask where is Upstate NY

[MontuckyFried]

Now ask where is Upstate NY

Just asked it...

"Upstate New York" generally refers to the region of New York State located north of New York City. There isn't an official boundary, but it typically includes areas north of the metropolitan New York City region, starting around the Hudson Valley and extending to the state's northern, western, and central regions. This encompasses cities like Albany, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo, as well as more rural areas such as the Adirondack Mountains and the Finger Lakes.

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[MontuckyFried]

It then elaborated!

There is some controversy about the definition of "Upstate New York," largely due to differing perceptions about where the dividing line between upstate and downstate lies. The main points of disagreement are:

1. Where the line starts: People from different parts of New York State tend to have varying opinions on where upstate begins. Some consider anything north of New York City to be upstate, including the lower Hudson Valley, while others argue that upstate starts further north, possibly around Albany or even further.


2. Exclusion of some regions: There is debate about whether regions like the Hudson Valley or parts of Westchester County should be considered upstate, with some arguing that these areas are still too closely tied to the New York City metropolitan area.


3. Cultural and geographic differences: The term "upstate" is sometimes used to refer not just to geography, but to cultural, economic, and even political differences between the heavily urbanized, densely populated downstate region (which includes New York City) and the more rural, suburban, or less populous areas to the north.



Because of these varying perspectives, there’s no single, universally accepted definition of where upstate begins, and people from different parts of New York often have strong opinions about the matter.

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[byates1]

In the vast expanse of New York State, upstate emerges as a serene haven, distinct from the bustling urban sprawl of New York City. Characterized by its breathtaking landscapes, charming towns, and a rich tapestry of natural beauty, upstate New York is renowned for its ski resorts, particularly in the Adirondack and Catskill mountains. It is here where the air is crisp, the snow is abundant, and ambition takes flight, quite literally, in the realm of skiing.

In a peculiar twist of fate, a state-of-the-art airplane was ingeniously engineered to operate on an expansive treadmill in an experimental facility nestled in the heart of upstate New York. This facility, a hub of innovation, attracted not just engineers but also the legendary skiers of the renowned Ski Team of the Resort Grandeur (TRG). These athletes, known for their unwavering determination and prowess on the slopes, found themselves engaged in animated discussions about the possibilities of such an invention.

"Can you imagine the potential?" exclaimed Ava, a celebrated alpine skier known for her remarkable speed. "An airplane on a treadmill could redefine our understanding of aerodynamics! It’s like creating a ski run in the sky!"

Her colleague, Mark, a master of freestyle skiing with eyes as sharp as his skills, countered, "But we must not forget that skiing is about more than just speed. It’s about the essence of the experience—the thrill of descent, the rush of wind against our faces. An airplane, regardless of the treadmill, cannot replicate the soul of skiing."

As their conversation intensified, the ambiance of the facility bore witness to a clash of ideals. The treadmill, a symbol of human ingenuity, stood firm, representing the relentless pursuit of achievement. Yet, for the skiers of TRG, the heart of their passion lay in the purity of their sport—the connection with nature and the exhilaration derived from the mountains.

“Upstate New York has always been a playground for those who dare to chase after heights, whether on skis or in the skies,” Ava remarked, gesturing toward the snow-capped peaks outside. “It’s the very essence of our Northern legacy. We must embrace innovation while honoring our roots.”

Mark nodded thoughtfully, recognizing the truth in her statement. “True,” he conceded, “but let’s not lose sight of the challenge that lies within our sport. The adrenaline of racing downhill is irreplaceable. We must ensure that what we create serves to enhance our athletic experience, not overshadow it.”

Their debate encapsulated a broader conversation regarding progress and preservation, a theme that resonates throughout the picturesque valleys and mountains of upstate New York. In the quest for innovation, the skiers of TRG pondered whether technology could coexist harmoniously with tradition.

Ultimately, they concluded that the essence of their passion—whether it be soaring through the air or gliding down a snowy slope—was rooted in the joy of adventure. The treadmill, while a marvel of modern engineering, reminded them that the journey of exploration must always honor the spirit of their sport.

As the sun set over the hills of upstate New York, the airplane on the treadmill stood as a testament to the ever-evolving relationship between humanity and nature, ambition and authenticity. The skiers, united in their passion, continued to ski the slopes, forever intertwined in a dance of tradition and innovation, forever searching for their own version of "up."

[Telemahn]

Tech Talk JONG!