Seems to me most of the weird shit in Urban Dictionary is made up or used by like 5 people max, but some terms actually get used like the famous Cleveland Steamer.
I recently heard about Bagpiping - “Favorite sexual activity of many students at BYU as a way to skirt the Honor Code, which forbids sex. Involves stimulation of the penis to climax by using the armpit of your lover.”
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12-21-2022, 08:37 AM #1
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Urban Dictionary thread - the words people actually use
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12-21-2022, 08:41 AM #2
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“Alabama Hot Pocket” is another of the scatalogical urban dictionary seemingly made up phrases
just sounds technically infeasible
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12-21-2022, 08:44 AM #3
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“Country Blumkin” getting a bj from your cousin while using the outhouse.
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12-21-2022, 09:13 AM #4
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12-21-2022, 10:18 AM #5
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guess I'm still stuck on rusty trombone and hot carl
but yeah I've had to reference the dictionary at least every other week to figure out what these kids are talking about these days
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12-21-2022, 05:05 PM #6
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12-21-2022, 05:21 PM #7
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Here's a classic from that site. The Cosby Sweater.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...osby%20Sweater
The act of eating a large bowl of fruit loops pre-coitus, then engaging in a furious fuck fest until you feel the need to vomit. Just as you're about to cum in her you jam your fingers down your throat, causing you to throw up all the undigested fruit loops you ate earlier all over your partners chest and stomach, resembling one of bill Cosby's sweaters. Extra points for yelling out " jello pudding pops" (in bill Cosby voice) just as you cum.
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12-21-2022, 05:24 PM #8
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I haven’t laughed that hard since pulling the one eyed pirate
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12-21-2022, 05:45 PM #9
no bumps, no fat chicks
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Truffle butter.
Had a Young Life group on as crew for a week, and one night the discussion was "Sex and Christianity." The adult leader asked them to name some slang terms involving sex. I'm a foul-mouthed sailor and even I was shocked at what I heard.
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12-21-2022, 06:21 PM #10
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"Crowbar" - to grab the inside of a man's leg and squeeze with ungodly force leaving a tremendous bruise next to his dick. It was on urban dictionary as a supplemental glossary to a very long TGR story about 4 strippers one of which was the former mayor of Georgetown who was a stripper at PT's on Evans for a bit. Both were deleted due to names being named, several alleged felonies and 2 of the strippers were released on probation the day before. I miss you Tonia/Melissa!
"Croatian smile" UN peacekeepers blah blah blah, lost a man in the brothel, blah blah blah.
He was in the back for 2 hours with an assembly line of very unhappy girls who took turns licking his bung hole in an odd position until he was forced to leave. Also deleted.
And "basement house" which nobody ever put on urban dictionary but is on the web. That story remains.
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12-21-2022, 06:30 PM #11
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As an approaching 50 yr old, this thread could also include all the slang/young speak im falling behind on...
That's gas. (Good as shit)
No cap apparently means not lying?
What is " so fam" ?, WRG said that to me the other day, " big sky was so fam today"
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12-21-2022, 07:14 PM #12
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12-21-2022, 09:43 PM #13
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My kids talk like that.
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12-21-2022, 09:45 PM #14
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My wife and I giggle anytime we see a "hot lunch" advertised as a feature of a day trip - especially trips that are mainly catering to retirees.
"Wow - these old people are degenerates! Look how excited they are at the prospect of a hot lunch! I guess we shouldn't kink shame."
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12-22-2022, 12:05 PM #15
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Looked myself up. Originally Posted by Brownski
”Harry is a guy who is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, around his friends he is so open but inside they are shy, he is not the best but not the worst either, he will cheer you up when your down and he has the best sense of humour.”
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Harry
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12-22-2022, 06:06 PM #16
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“Hippie Chrome” = Duct Tape
Almost mandatory on some piece of gear to access the Ridge at Bridger
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