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  1. 03-21-2023, 05:16 PM #376
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    He's actually being very helpful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
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    This sounds like the middle of the redemption arc in the movie.
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  4. 03-21-2023, 07:07 PM #379
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
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    This sounds like the middle of the redemption arc in the movie.
    Fred's Dad just resurrected this project.

    Fire.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  5. 03-21-2023, 07:14 PM #380
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    The abuse has been going on all day I think I need to be emancipated
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    I'm getting a modern-day Alec Baldwin in Outside Providence kind of vibe from your Dad, Fred.

    A good ball buster.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  8. 03-21-2023, 07:44 PM #383
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    Christmas Tree Pics or no JC for you.

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    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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  9. 03-22-2023, 02:04 PM #384
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    This seems like such a troll

    But who has that much time and energy.

    And why??

    Fuck. Hang in there Fred. And keep posting.
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  10. 03-22-2023, 02:19 PM #385
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    Fred's spelling and grammar are much better when texting.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  11. 03-22-2023, 03:13 PM #386
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    You gotta bring your B+ game when its your dad.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    You gotta bring your B+ game when its your dad.
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    I said B+
    I still call it The Jake.
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    hah!
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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    fred your dad's a douche

    you have the ammo to make him your bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    fred your dad's a douche

    you have the ammo to make him your bitch
    Actually, I'm solidly on Fred's dad's side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm getting a modern-day Alec Baldwin in Outside Providence kind of vibe from your Dad, Fred.

    A good ball buster.
    I read Fred's dad's texts in Alan Arkin's voice.
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  19. 03-23-2023, 11:54 AM #394
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarsB View Post
    I read Fred's dad's texts in Alan Arkin's voice.
    I am secretly hoping we get a text where his dad calls him a dildo
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    I am secretly hoping we get a text where his dad calls him a dildo
    I’m expecting Fred’s dad to give him a dildo.
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  21. 03-23-2023, 12:14 PM #396
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    fred your dad's a douche

    you have the ammo to make him your bitch
    He means well

    His sense of humor is corrupted since he grew up in a funeral home
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  22. 03-23-2023, 01:11 PM #397
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    He means well

    His sense of humor is corrupted since he grew up in a funeral home
    Did they make him sleep in a coffin as a kid?
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  23. 03-23-2023, 01:13 PM #398
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    Quote Originally Posted by John_B View Post
    Did they make him sleep in a coffin as a kid?
    Kids are resilient.

    - Gus Polinski
    I still call it The Jake.
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  24. 03-23-2023, 01:22 PM #399
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    That’s like a smorgasbord of free poontang.
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  25. 03-23-2023, 02:56 PM #400
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    Nevermind been watching to many episodes of six feet under blurring the line between reality and make believe
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