my life is falling apart

[riser4]

Raises hand to be cast as the customer getting head from Aubrey Plaza. I'll be an Upright Citizen.

[fastfred]

she's the weird ski town girl that fits in but so weird she doesn't fit in
because everyone in a ski town is off a bit just a bit

[Timberridge]

Raises hand to be cast as the customer getting head from Aubrey Plaza. I'll be an Upright Citizen.

If for some reason she's booked or we run out of money, you ok with gettin' it from dunfree in a wig?

[riser4]

If for some reason she's booked or we run out of money, you ok with gettin' it from dunfree in a wig?

Not really.

[BmillsSkier]

There goes the art department invoice again.

That's going to have to be one hell of a wig.

[riser4]

My money is heavily on filming devolves into hookers and blow, and then the project gets cancelled.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

My money is heavily on filming devolves into hookers and blow, and then the project gets cancelled.

Why? From my time in the business that is the hallmark of a well run operation.

[MontuckyFried]

I nominate Quentin Tarantino to direct.

[JimmyCarter]

I nominate Quentin Tarantino to direct.

I guess that guarantees OL and his loafers a spot

[MontuckyFried]

Maybe a good backup option for direction would be Terry Gilliam. Think Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Would Gary Busey be a good choice to play fastfred?

[BmillsSkier]

I’ve confirmed through unreliable sources that Gary Busey is in fact available and curious about the project. I’m also going to have to push back on the Tarantino suggestion and insist on the Farrelly brothers. Consider it a difference of creative opinion.

[MontuckyFried]

I’ve confirmed through unreliable sources that Gary Busey is in fact available and curious about the project. I’m also going to have to push back on the Tarantino suggestion and insist on the Farrelly brothers. Consider it a difference of creative opinion.

Farrelly bros is absolutely a solid choice. OR what about Joel and Ethan Coen, as in the Big Lebowski and tons of other greats?

ORRRRRR, what about an anthology format where each director gets to direct a full length "episode"? FF has too many great stories to pack into just one 2 hour film.

[El Chupacabra]

Director - David Lynch
Fast Fred - John Malkovich
FF love interest - Tara Reid



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[MakersTeleMark]

I vote Spike Lee, and it must be shot on film for full effect. And Sasha Grey with a bad blonde dye job for the femme fatal.

[Brownski]

ORRRRRR, what about an anthology format where each director gets to direct a full length "episode"? FF has too many great stories to pack into just one 2 hour film.

I like this idea. We obviously have enough material for at an least eight to ten episode limited series. Then we can wait and see how Fred’s life develops to decide if there’s a season two or not.

[XXX-er]

Would Gary Busey be a good choice to play fastfred?

if he is busy or in rehab Nick Nolte

[JohnF]

Director - David Lynch
Fast Fred - John Malkovich
FF love interest - Tara Reid



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This.

[fastfred]

gross nick nolte or gary busey aren't they all like 70 years old? even matt dillon is too old
has to be a series too much bullshit to pack into a movie
judd apatow
or the duplass brothers for directors

[riser4]

Jack Black.

[BmillsSkier]

Project Fredrose Place is most definitely a series, you can’t dilute the story to two hours.

Duplass brothers are a good choice as well.

[MarsB]

Duplass brothers are a good choice as well.

I liked the Farrelly Brothers. Or the Coen Brothers. Maybe give it a gritty Menace II Society feel, so perhaps the Hughes Brothers?

Regardless, it should be a set of brothers.

[gravitylover]

This has to happen, you guys obviously need a job

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

You guys are missing the obvious choice, Johnny Depp.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Who said method acting was dead?

[MontuckyFried]

You guys are missing the obvious choice, Johnny Depp.

Oh HO! Perfect choice as he is well versed in toxic relationships. Should we cast Amber Turd for peak method acting potential?