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    Fat Bear Week

    *** 2023 BUMP ***

    I’m liking what I see out of 32 Chunk. He’s a phatty.






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    Last edited by Harry; 10-06-2023 at 05:35 AM.
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    Tens of thousands of bears

    https://ptowntourism.com/events/bear-week/

    Pick your favorite

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    Are those the new gaypro chest mounts?

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    Now that TGR’s resident homophobe has doxxed himself, we can get back to the real deal.

    32 Chunk won his round, with a solid victory over the young whippersnapper 806 Junior.

    Tomorrow’s round features last year’s champion 747 (aka Bear Force One) against seriously thiccc 128 Grazer. This round is too close to call IMHO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Tens of thousands of bears

    https://ptowntourism.com/events/bear-week/

    Pick your favorite
    Core shot doxxed himself? Is he the one on the left or right🤷🏻


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    I’m neither fat nor hairy enough to be a bear.

    But yeah. Bear week was pwnd long before the bear contest.

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    Final results are in. The winner is…

    128 Grazer !
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    2nd Place went to 32 Chunk.
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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Final results are in. The winner is…

    128 Grazer !
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    2nd Place went to 32 Chunk.
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    Pfft. 32 Chunk could kick 128 Grazer's azz and still have room for seconds.

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    Dunno, they both look pretty fat but I support the win for 128 Grazer. However, 128 Grazer needs to talk to their PR team, not a very edgy or inspiring handle…maybe 128 Salmon Destroyer or 128 River Emptier…


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    I'm calling massive voter fraud! The 32 Chonkmeister is clearly the winner! Stolen election!

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    Fat Bear Week

    ANNUAL BUMP FOR 2024 FAT BEAR WEEK

    32 Chunk still a contender. Is this his year to shine ?

    Make your vote count !

    https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week-2024.htm

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    Last edited by Harry; 10-02-2024 at 09:43 AM.
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    It was supposed to be released on Monday. https://www.npr.org/2024/10/01/nx-s1...ed-bear-killed

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    Looks like it will come down to Chunk and Grazer again.

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    You know what is a real bummer and missed opportunity in human history? That we never domesticated bears.

    Id take a bear over a dog any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    You know what is a real bummer and missed opportunity in human history? That we never domesticated bears.

    Id take a bear over a dog any day.
    You say that now but when it comes time to do poop patrol...
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    You say that now but when it comes time to do poop patrol...
    They shit in the woods, so no problem.

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    Round One is 909 Junior vs 519

    909 Junior has some serious blubber. 519 is skinny AF, how the fuck is that bear even in the competition?

    This round is a no-brainer, 909 Junior for sure.

    This is just a preliminary round. Neither of these two bears will win the overall trophy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Round One is 909 Junior vs 519

    909 Junior has some serious blubber. 519 is skinny AF, how the fuck is that bear even in the competition?

    This round is a no-brainer, 909 Junior for sure.

    This is just a preliminary round. Neither of these two bears will win the overall trophy.
    You're right, 519 probably had inside connections to even get into the contest. She looks like she's been dieting all summer, not stuffing her face

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    Fat Bear Week

    Round 2 is another prelim with 903 vs 909.

    They look evenly matched, but it really does not matter who wins this round because the winner will move up to Round 6 on Friday and will face 1,400 pound 747 Bear Force One. Good luck with that.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Would not want to fuck with any of those bears, but especially not 747. Looks like he's been through some shit.

    Definitely going to be hard to top 32 chunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    Would not want to fuck with any of those bears, but especially not 747. Looks like he's been through some shit.
    But would he win a fight with a gorilla?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    But would he win a fight with a gorilla?
    Depends on how much bath salts he’s had.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Depends on how much bath salts he’s had.
    Flakka!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    You say that now but when it comes time to do poop patrol...
    Oh shit! You're right.

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