Pro Tips and Hot Takes

[The AD]

Water temps below 80 degrees may be refreshing, or feel good, but it is NOT comfortable

Depends on what you are doing in the water. My ideal temperature for open water swimming is around 72, but I admit that's too cold unless you are cranking.

[skinipenem]

A wise friend more than once told me.....

If it was up your ass you'd know where it was.

Hot tip for the next time your wife asks you where something is. Trust me it'll get you relations. [emoji817]

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[BmillsSkier]

Fair - while I like to think I would have known better, looking back at some of the shit I did As a kid, I would have to say the line on me being involved in some stupid TikTok meme accident would have been at least even money.

Lol. I’ll take those odds

[MakersTeleMark]

A wise friend more than once told me.....

If it was up your ass you'd know where it was.

Hot tip for the next time your wife asks you where something is. Trust me it'll get you relations. [emoji817]

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[XXX-er]

It’s hilarious. My daughter is in the gifted school program (dad brag) and she does this exact thing when we go to stores or restaurants. This Far Side image pops in my brain and cracks me up every time.

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I was shuttling a senior partner of a Seattle law firm, I don't see his fishing floaty so i ask where is it ?

he sez he got here early and has already dropped it off at the put in

I point out we are going up which is why I'm here right ? he grins sheepishly

so just to fuck with the millionaire/ tourist i offer this kinda thing often happens when the people being shuttled have too much education

i don't think i got a tip on that shuttle but it was funny

[::: :::]

I don’t understand your story

[neufox47]

The attorney dropped his float at the take out, thinking it was the put in.

I’m glad you maggots are so confident in the decision making abilities of your youth. It’s a wonder we have any stories to tell at all around these parts.

[::: :::]

What does “dropped his float” mean?

[subtle plague]

What does “dropped his float” mean?

Im guessing It has to do with anal sex and niquil.

[neufox47]

What does “dropped his float” mean?

He dropped his float, which he floats in and fishes out of, at the take out. So he is up the creek without a boat.

https://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/outc...E&gclsrc=aw.ds

[::: :::]

Ah, ok. I know what a float tube is (and the shuttle part)

[fastfred]

don't ask random strangers on the internet how to move to a ski town where to work where to live
don't bitch about short term rentals how much it costs and how there is no where to live
don't show up in october expecting to find everything easy with everyone greeting you with open arms and ready to clue you into all the deals the best friends and a ski in ski out right next to downtown pad

put your big boy and girl pants on and suck it up
go with the flow
be ready to find the lowest point in your life be ready to find the greatest highs
nothing will be easy but don't contantly bitch about it
take the little bits your given don't get greedy
show up and give and you will get back
if it's what you really want don't beg for it work for it it'll take a long time to find your place

[XXX-er]

The attorney dropped his float at the take out, thinking it was the put in. .

you sound over educated

[californiagrown]

Depends on what you are doing in the water.

If what you are doing is peeing, then yes, 72 is comfortable.

[The AD]

If what you are doing is peeing, then yes, 72 is comfortable.

The local lakes are getting down into the mid 60s here now. This is about the time I bow out and return to the pool full-time.

[Meadow Skipper]

From my wildfire days: Listen to the crew boss, but do what the squad leaders tell you to do.

That works in most similar employment situations. Listen to (the big boss), but do what (your immediate leader) tells you to do.

[AK47bp]

If you’re an asshole, the Golden Rule doesn’t apply.





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[old goat]

don't ask random strangers on the internet how to move to a ski town where to work where to live
don't bitch about short term rentals how much it costs and how there is no where to live
don't show up in october expecting to find everything easy with everyone greeting you with open arms and ready to clue you into all the deals the best friends and a ski in ski out right next to downtown pad

drop your big boy and girl pants on and suck it up and get your colonoscooy
go with the flow
be ready to find the lowest point in your life be ready to find the greatest highs
nothing will be easy but don't contantly bitch about it
take the little bits your given don't get greedy
show up and give and you will get back
if it's what you really want don't beg for it work for it it'll take a long time to find your place

fify

[PB]

fify

Ha! it was just sitting there, begging to be sent screaming out of the park.

[fastfred]

fify

Gold star buddy you got me.

[XXX-er]

I don’t understand your story

buddy was sposed to meet me at the takeout ready to head up river to the put-in which he does but 1st he goes to the put-in and drops his floaty, then comes back for the meet so obviously we could have done it all in 1 trip instead of 2

no biggy but I thot that was funny and perhaps the product of an over thinking mind ?

I'm sure his junior partners would laugh and nod the nod

[CHAIR_97]

Pop always said if you wouldn't put your tongue in it you probably shouldn't stick your dick in it.


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[old goat]

Pop always said if you wouldn't put your tongue in it you probably shouldn't stick your dick in it.


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An electric outlet?

[hutash]

Feel old by skiing with younger people.

Also gives you an excuse for why you were last back to the chair.

[stealurface831]

can't remember who told me this but in a ski town, she is never your girlfriend. it is just your turn.