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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Weirdo here too. I would absolutely go for the annuity given the choice. A steady income of nearly a mil a year (or even half that) would be incredible. That way, when I blow my wad on my car quiver and go broke, I can get a second chance at stupidity when that next paycheck rolls around. Or just treat it like it's a REALLY good paycheck and actually be smart with the bucks. Again, that's what I'd tell the wife, family and friends. I'd totally do fake business, lease an office to commute to, the works. Haha.
    I can't leave my wife out of it. She's the brains of the operation. So we'd have to both have an office. Well, she already has one, but we'd get a better one. Anyone else would think we get paid to do something that nobody really is sure what it is.

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    Just sent money, don't know if I missed the cutoff
    "College sailing isn't about who wins the most races, its about who can stand in the morning"

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    I can't leave my wife out of it. She's the brains of the operation. So we'd have to both have an office. Well, she already has one, but we'd get a better one. Anyone else would think we get paid to do something that nobody really is sure what it is.
    We could be like Kramer from Seinfeld! Nobody had any clue how that guy got by. #LIFEGOALS

    When people ask what I do for work, I'd be like "I'm a consultant." "Yeah, but what do you DO." "You know. A little bit of this. A little bit of that." I've totally known people like that before. Now I think I finally figured out the truth! That or they're trust funders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    We could be like Kramer from Seinfeld! Nobody had any clue how that guy got by. #LIFEGOALS
    Royalty payments from sales of the Bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swerve View Post
    Just sent money, don't know if I missed the cutoff

    Sorry , missed this one, posting Tix in a few minutes. Can refund or hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    Sorry , missed this one, posting Tix in a few minutes. Can refund or hold.
    Just keep it, if no one wins we can roll into next drawing.
    "College sailing isn't about who wins the most races, its about who can stand in the morning"

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    Mega jillions

    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post

    Don't fire up the confuser with talk of annuities and other bullshit.
    Yeah, not even sure how that would work with so many people. Just thought the breakdown was interesting.

    My wife and I have said that if we hit the big jackpot, we wouldn’t tell the kids until they’re older. We informed them of that fact at some point years ago and the oldest still gets irritated about it when the lotto comes up.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    ^^^lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    My wife and I have said that if we hit the big jackpot, we wouldn’t tell the kids until they’re older.
    Or how about never?! No freaking way I'd want my kids to EVER know, lest they become worthless wastes of space like most trust funders, or just biding their time til I kick the bucket. I honestly would probably continue to mostly live kinda modestly, don't tell ANYONE jack about jack, and as my fake business "takes off" can ease into the wealth (still not giving the kids anything except for maybe a college education or help get them through an internship), and in the end when I DO finally croak, I'd have most the wealth set up to go to charitable purposes. Sure, I'd hook my descendants up with a bit after my death, but not enough to make them lazy, ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
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    Thanks for going through all this hassle, rideski! Feeling good about tonight, my friend. Seeya in Deutschland!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    HA! I love that somebody's handle was "RS6 buyers group." Just the good luck charm we needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duffman View Post
    So the plan is all fly to Germany to pick up the RS6`s, then an obnoxious caravan drive into the Alps, followed by apres Hookers and Blow? Am I getting this right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Duffman View Post
    Exactly. We can discuss all of our brilliant investment strategies and what to do with the lump sum payment in Stuttgart while waiting for them to finish washing the RS6's. I presume for a few Euros here and there some good old fashion Bavarian beer wenches with giant Steins of pilsner could be procured to help lubricate this discussion.
    This ^^ is perfect. I plan to hire a personal Umbrella Girl whom I'll provide a WSBK Castrol livery outfit [the Castrol girls by far were the sexiest at Miller Motorsports Park] who will be my travel companion. At each stop she will jump out and deploy the umbrella and provide shade while we are on this fortnights trip[is this good? I want to have a nice drive, no-one should feel they have to tour the entire time]. Duffmans wenches will provide libations along with some catered snacks.


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    www.apriliaforum.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Thanks for going through all this hassle, rideski! Feeling good about tonight, my friend. Seeya in Deutschland!!!
    Looking forward to quaffing a few German beers after hitting the Autobahn with the team.

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    How fun would that be?
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    How fun that will be!
    ..

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    the audi hq in munich is pretty convenient for a little mag summit in kitzbuel. it’s really the best place to do a chinese downhill. i’m sure franz will want to mingle with us after we book the whole hotel.
    j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Raises hand





    This ^^ is perfect. I plan to hire a personal Umbrella Girl whom I'll provide a WSBK Castrol livery outfit [the Castrol girls by far were the sexiest at Miller Motorsports Park] who will be my travel companion. At each stop she will jump out and deploy the umbrella and provide shade while we are on this fortnights trip[is this good? I want to have a nice drive, no-one should feel they have to tour the entire time]. Duffmans wenches will provide libations along with some catered snacks.


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    This is the type of insight and planning we need. This should be a drive of exploration and enjoying our newfound status and automobiles. I for one would greatly appreciate the umbrella girl to protect my pasty white head from the scorching Northern European sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    the audi hq in munich is pretty convenient for a little mag summit in kitzbuel. it’s really the best place to do a chinese downhill. i’m sure franz will want to mingle with us after we book the whole hotel.
    This plan is coming together nicely.

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    I sense another jackpot rollover and our winnings keep growing.
    Other than crypto, this is my best investment ever!

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    In it 'til we win it.

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    I'm so confused, why don't our numbers match the ones called? Don't make no sense......

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    Drawing happened: 30 43 45 46 61 MB 14 Megaplier: 2x so scan those tickets, looks like few numbers but not enough for a big win.

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    So, if singlecross suddenly goes dark, we know what happened: https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/14/us/me...day/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    So, if singlecross suddenly goes dark, we know what happened: https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/14/us/me...day/index.html
    Ayuh, someone up therah getting a new camp and maybe some new boots from the Beanah.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I wonder how much it would cost to buy the whole state?

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