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  1. #2826
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    Balls! I forgot. You all are sure to win this time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Let's win this thing so we can all get monthly colonoscopies
    That's actually not very high on my list of what I'll do if I win the lottery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Let's win this thing so we can all get monthly colonoscopies
    LMAO. For sure. Sorry bout the thread drift, entertaining as it's been. I'll go ahead and get 'er scheduled once and for all, or at least order that kit. Thanks for the advice, everyone. When we're overall healthy and fit, sometimes we take these sorts of things for granted.

    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    That's actually not very high on my list of what I'll do if I win the lottery.
    I dunno. If we win, then we'll at least be rich enough to get the more "boutique" treatment. Fly into Palm Springs to get scoped at one of those medical spa retreat places with a bunch of ultra-hot nurses taking care of us. Prolly much better than the typical experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post

    Let's win this thing so we can all get monthly colonoscopies
    I could use a little “spring cleaning”

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    Who wants a high colonic? High colonic? High colonic? Three high colonics!

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    Anal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Who wants a high colonic? High colonic? High colonic? Three high colonics!
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    Thanks again danpdx for making all this happen, I will be so relieved when we finally find that $865M laptop that was left on the subway. 🤞

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    Dammit, missed this one because I was getting a colonoscopy. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Who wants a high colonic? High colonic? High colonic? Three high colonics!
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    Excellent.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Drawing happened and here are the numbers:

    37 46 57 60 66 08

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    Looks like we decided to sandbag that drawing and let the jackpot grow some more. The pool for this Saturday drawing is now open, send two bucks by 2 pm Pacific on Saturday to join the pool. This time we're going to win it all, right?

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    we have them just where we want them!
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    Funds sent for 3/30 powerball. I feel good about this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Looks like we decided to sandbag that drawing and let the jackpot grow some more. The pool for this Saturday drawing is now open, send two bucks by 2 pm Pacific on Saturday to join the pool. This time we're going to win it all, right?
    Just letting that skin roll over to the next hole.

    In for 3/30.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Looks like we decided to sandbag that drawing and let the jackpot grow some more. The pool for this Saturday drawing is now open, send two bucks by 2 pm Pacific on Saturday to join the pool. This time we're going to win it all, right?
    Of course we will win!!.. I had my daughter send you $10.. Give one ticket to CatinJanuary please.. The remaining 3 tickets to whomever at your discretion.. Thanks Dan!
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    In for 3/30. Thanks again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    I could use a little “spring cleaning”
    https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-l...g/faq-20058435

    If you choose to try colon cleansing, take these precautions:

    Check with your conventional medical provider first, especially if you take any medications or have any health problems, such as kidney or heart disease.

    Make sure your colon-cleansing practitioner is reputable and uses disposable equipment that hasn't been previously used.

    Get a list of specific herbal ingredients and amounts in any colon-cleansing products you use — some ingredients can cause health problems.

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    I neglected to join the last two so you guys are lucky I'm in for this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by up an down View Post
    Of course we will win!!.. I had my daughter send you $10.. Give one ticket to CatinJanuary please.. The remaining 3 tickets to whomever at your discretion.. Thanks Dan!
    We are so due!
    Since the MM hit, at least Dan gets a couple days off from going to the liquor store/mini mart.
    As I'm still venmo challenged, I'll swoop on one of up an down's extras if that's cool.
    Thanks Dan for all your efforts!!!
    "The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size."

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    Back at it after a day off. Thanks Dan!

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    In again!

    Thanks Dan!

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