Odd things in your will

[Beaver]

KQ's what will the find when you die thread got me thinking, what is in your will that will surprise someone?

I have, first choice of all my bikes goes to xxxx. He's a friend I grew up riding with and still ride with occasioally, he has no idea it's in there.

[evdog]

One of these days I need to set up a will. No kids / not married so stuff will either be left to parents and/or sister and her family. At least her husband rides bikes so that stuff along with camping gear will be in good hands.

[Harry]

When I had heart surgery last summer, I came face to face with my own mortality. My will dated back to my days in the military and I didn’t really have anything, so I just had a generic one giving my brother everything. So last summer I made another one, giving a substantial portion of my estate to a maggot on TGR who is a good friend offline. He deserves it.

My island will become a state park. Currently in discussions with them about how to make that happen.


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[Powder Ho]

When I had heart surgery last summer, I came face to face with my own mortality. My will dated back to my days in the military and I didn’t really have anything, so I just had a generic one giving my brother everything. So last summer I made another one, giving a substantial portion of my estate to a maggot on TGR who is a good friend offline. He deserves it.

My island will become a state park. Currently in discussions with them about how to make that happen.


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That's pretty fn awesome. Good on you!

[hawkgt]

a good friend. He deserves it.

My island will become a state park. Currently in discussions with them about how to make that happen.


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FKNA

[KQ]

Charities and non profits.

Children's hospitals, PBS, animal rescues etc.

Body goes to the body farm.

[dannynoonan]

Ha, well if I died tomorrow there ain't gonna be one. Good reminder to be a little bit of an adult and write one. "All to wife" I think works, if you write it on something made of paper.

I'm not more in debt than I'm worth anymore, so hey Im a success now!!!

[Buzzworthy]

Anybody else not spending money on burial and wants to be lit up?
I mean it’s in the blood for me.

[El Chupacabra]

Anybody else not spending money on burial and wants to be lit up?
I mean it’s in the blood for me.

Mine says I am to be cremated and shot out of an avalanche cannon.

[KQ]

Ha, well if I died tomorrow there ain't gonna be one. Good reminder to be a little bit of an adult and write one. "All to wife" I think works, if you write it on something made of paper.

I'm not more in debt than I'm worth anymore, so hey Im a success now!!!

No need for a will if that's what you want. It's called Intestate Succession

[old goat]

I plan to have my ashes scattered on Mitch McConnell's desk, assuming he's still in office when I die. Or maybe even if he's not. They have to honor that if it's in a will, don't they, or at least wouldn't he have to spend a lot of money to invalidate my will in court?
Or maybe one of my asshole neighbors. They question is, which one.

[Flyoverland Captive]

I want my corpse tossed into the lion exhibit at the Minnesota Zoo, on a busy Saturday. Teach the visiting families about dismemberment and anatomy.

As for my will, wife gets it all; if she goes first, it all goes to charities. I don’t have anything particularly unique to pass to anyone; it’s all just stuff.

[riser4]

Ha, well if I died tomorrow there ain't gonna be one. Good reminder to be a little bit of an adult and write one. "All to wife" I think works, if you write it on something made of paper.

I'm not more in debt than I'm worth anymore, so hey Im a success now!!!

I like you Betty.

[riser4]

When I had heart surgery last summer, I came face to face with my own mortality. My will dated back to my days in the military and I didn’t really have anything, so I just had a generic one giving my brother everything. So last summer I made another one, giving a substantial portion of my estate to a maggot on TGR who is a good friend offline. He deserves it.

My island will become a state park. Currently in discussions with them about how to make that happen.


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But it will take them years and a lot of taxpayer money to clear the bunkers and booby traps.

[Bunion 2020]

Mine says I am to be cremated and shot out of an avalanche cannon.

Funny, I want to have my ashes set on a case of 18 PETN 1 KG boosters and detonated.

[dannynoonan]

I like you Betty.

It's Danny, sir

[Thaleia]

When I had heart surgery last summer, I came face to face with my own mortality. My will dated back to my days in the military and I didn’t really have anything, so I just had a generic one giving my brother everything. So last summer I made another one, giving a substantial portion of my estate to a maggot on TGR who is a good friend offline. He deserves it.

My island will become a state park. Currently in discussions with them about how to make that happen.


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LEGENDARY

[Cono Este]

My will states that my ashes be scattered with my dogs ashes. A collie, a golden retriever, and an Aussie. Above the international chute at squaw.


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[Mazderati]

I think it's becoming more common but I just want to be put in the dirt. No box, no clothes, no nothing. Feed me to the earth.

[KQ]

I think it's becoming more common but I just want to be put in the dirt. No box, no clothes, no nothing. Feed me to the earth.

Recompose

[XXX-er]

its not just the will its also important to set things up so its easy for the executor to wind up your life, my sister the senior banker did a great job on my mom so we had it all wrapped up in < 2 yrs which is pretty quick up here at least.

and doing the ash scattering remember the big lebowskis and watch them wind currents, I ended up with some dad on me and even more mom

[Falcon3]

I’d love to put a funeral pyre in my will but there’s only one place in the USA it’s legal and you must be an established community member to use it.

I do appreciate that WA legalized body composting as a thing now. That’s a distant second choice.

[old goat]

I want to be sent off in a flaming viking longship across Cushing Pond.

[Core Shot]

I know it’s bad ecology to be burnt.

But I’m not ready to accept bugs eating me.

Funeral pyre. Ideally on a small boat.
But that’s hard to arrange

[Name Redacted]

Wife is required to shoot my ashes out of a cannon, it is in the will. Lawyer thought it was hilarious.