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  1. 04-21-2022, 08:14 AM #1
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    #ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow

    This shit is hilarious.

    He took a pillow and locked himself in his jets bathroom to get away from the crazy broad. She threw vodka bottles at him and he lost his finger. Then she tried joining the #meetoo movement.

    What a fail.


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    Did Elon date her before or after?
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    #ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow

    I hear Elon may testify.

    Best quote “Yes, We may have done a line or two together”

    “Isn’t happy hour anytime?”


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    Wait, he lost a finger? How?
    I still call it The Jake.
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    I said last night it would be hilarious for him to show up as Jack Sparrow for the cross examination. ""But you have heard of me right??"

    I honestly have no idea which one is lying more than the other.. I doubt that true justice for either side results from this circus..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait, he lost a finger? How?
    In Australian filming she chased him around his house. He hid in a dozen rooms or bathrooms from her, then he went to the bar and started doing shots after being sober for 18 months, she threw 2 huge vodka bottles at him and one smashed his hand and he needed surgery. They used special effects to hide the cast.


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    I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
    Ask yourself if you actually want to know.
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    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    TGR: just two letters away from TMZ.
    Speaking of TMZ - Just saw Iron Mike beat some guy who wouldn't leave him alone on a flight......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
    Did you just "y'all" us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Did Elon date her before or after?
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    at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Did you just "y'all" us?

    Sorry, I should have said that I have no idea what the fuck all y'all are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sorry, I should have said that I have no idea what the fuck all y'all are talking about.
    Keeping on theme, I believe you should have said, "I have no idea what the fuck all y'arrr talking about".
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Definitely when she was in her "prime" and potentially before crazy took over
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sorry, I should have said that I have no idea what the fuck all y'all are talking about.
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