That was fun! (and JUSTICE after last night's fucking travesty by the umps)
8th inning, down 2, 2 outs. Wild pitch on the 3rd strikeout, ground rule double, seeing eye hits and base knocks brought 11 Guards to the plate and saw 6 men score to take the win 8-4.
Tito is happier tonight.
Roll Damned Guards.
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08-17-2022, 08:41 PM #1251
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I still call it The Jake.
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08-17-2022, 11:12 PM #1252
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About fucking time
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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08-19-2022, 08:00 AM #1253
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Marcell Ozuna arrested at 4am on DUI charges.
That dude really likes making bad life decisions.I still call it The Jake.
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08-19-2022, 08:02 AM #1254
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Nothing good happens after midnight Bmills.
Btw. The Yankees have been playing some disgusting baseball lately."timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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08-19-2022, 08:08 AM #1255
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As have the Jays. Will be interesting to see how this 4 game series of 2 teams playing like utter shit plays itself out.
Originally Posted by Timberridge
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08-19-2022, 08:21 AM #1256
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Clearly someone needs to stitch that saying on a pillow for Ozuna. Originally Posted by Timberridge
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08-19-2022, 09:01 AM #1257
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Cardinals’ Albert Pujols gets 690th career home run on pinch-hit grand slam.
dude is amazing
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08-19-2022, 10:45 AM #1258
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Can he get to 700?
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08-19-2022, 10:48 AM #1259
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Meh, he hasn't been hitting that well and the Braves have other prospects. Later tater. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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08-19-2022, 10:50 AM #1260
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Yeah, it'd be a good PR move for all the fans that aren't into guys choking out their wives. Originally Posted by Bunion 2020
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08-19-2022, 11:08 AM #1261
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"Look, we cut the wife-beaters when they play like shit and get arrested for other crimes!" Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-19-2022, 11:18 AM #1262
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Welcome to life in the NFL. Originally Posted by Danno
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08-19-2022, 12:30 PM #1263
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Should have a $100 mil contract with the Browns by next week Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I’m sorry. That was a low blow
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08-19-2022, 01:16 PM #1264
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Lol. The good thing about being a Browns fan is the ability to laugh at our misfortune. Originally Posted by Supermoon
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08-19-2022, 01:18 PM #1265
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are the Yankees no longer hiring wife beaters? Originally Posted by Supermoon
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08-19-2022, 01:21 PM #1266
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Only if they’re clean shaven. Originally Posted by dunfree
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08-19-2022, 02:29 PM #1267
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Domestic abuse, sexual assault, and the rest are so pervasive in MLB it's hard to imagine it going away. Is it even getting better with the new penalties?
j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi
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08-19-2022, 05:26 PM #1268
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I would guess that for most major league ballplayers (any sport) it is a chaotic and pressure filled life.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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08-20-2022, 09:49 AM #1269
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The Guardiac Kids do it again.
Trailing in the 7th, 2 outs, Kwan at the plate and drops in a tripled to bring home the tying run. They load em up and bring home to more to take a key win off the chasing ChiSox.
Tony LaRusa looks like a corpse btw.I still call it The Jake.
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08-20-2022, 03:16 PM #1270
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Guardians are story of the season for certain unless Yankees continue their historic collapse.
TGR story of the season; irul becomes Mets fan.
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08-20-2022, 06:39 PM #1271
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May back
Trayce resurgence
Can the best team in baseball get better?
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08-21-2022, 05:17 AM #1272
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He hit 691 and 692 last night. Seems probable... Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Hard to believe the NYY were 50-17 at one point. Since then, 23-31. Could this be 1978 in reverse? I don't even care if the Red Sox catch them (they won't) as long as someone does.
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08-21-2022, 06:13 AM #1273
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Holy shit
I love this kid
5 innings 1 hit 9 Ks1st game back
https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/st...R4Cwqu5Xg&s=19
Dodgers lost their best pitcher for the season, their 1st ballot HOFer for a while and still have the 2nd. 3rd and 6th best pitchers based on ERA in the NL plus May and a sick bullpen.
Pitching matters.
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08-21-2022, 07:25 AM #1274
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I saw someone mention that the Giants should let Bonds come back to pinch hit in a game in order to reset his HOF clock. Does anyone know if that would actually work?
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08-21-2022, 09:21 AM #1275
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No
Bonds is the poster boy for roids unfortunately. Writers will never stop judging.
Shame as he was an amazing hitter pre drugs too
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