you've been deported

[flatlander#2]

there is a co-worker from Canadia that I've decided I'd like to have sent back. What is the best way of doing this? Shady or -slightly- illegal means are not out of the question. She's on a temp visa type status...

[kev259]

What did she do?

[flatlander#2]

lackluster performance, piss poor attitude, shitty work ethics/habits. I don't have the power to fire her. Thought I'd just get her slacker hosehead ass sent back.

[freshie247]

I'm sure every country has it's F-ups,but the canadian girls I've hooked up with or met have all been awesome!

[Lurch]

Grab some paper off her desk that has her finger prints on it, write a treatening letter to the President and sign her name to it. MAke sure you wear gloves

[powder11]

drug arrest=free ride to the border

[Powdurr]

if it was the other way around, and they found you with drugs in canada, you would be granted citizenship

[powderpyg]

drug arrest=free ride to the border

That's only from North to South. Get caught down there and it's a trip to the Pen. In some states you'd have been better off murderin someone, cus you'd do less time!

[crstlextrm]

lackluster performance, piss poor attitude, shitty work ethics/habits. I don't have the power to fire her. Thought I'd just get her slacker hosehead ass sent back.

why dont you just ignore her and hopefully she will end up getting canned. Lifes too short to go out of your way to fuck people over. It took me awhile to learn that lesson.

[cj001f]

Two Words : Radical Islam

[powder11]

That's only from North to South. Get caught down there and it's a trip to the Pen. In some states you'd have been better off murderin someone, cus you'd do less time!

thats only if you get caught running hockey bags packed full of BC goodness. a little baggy should be enough to get her tossed across the border for good.