"True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
I call BS. They removed it from the trail map because they knew the conditions wouldn't allow it this year??
The Narrows is a challenging run that takes quite a bit of snow coverage. And while it’s still available when conditions permit, the decision was made to remove it from the trail map this season. That does not mean the run is permanently closed.
“Like any area on the mountain, Ski Patrol can close the terrain when conditions are not conducive to skiing or riding.
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the horror!
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That article was funny.
Sometimes the runs are there. Sometimes not. Lol.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
These must be Intermittent ski trails.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
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Fickle.
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I think they should keep it and make it triple black![]()
where did they put it? it won't fit in the warehouse.
embrace the gape
and believe
Good move. Otherwise you could put your eye out in there.
Most of the places I ski don’t have posted trail names anyway.
Vail has/had a double black? [emoji23][emoji23]
Has anyone made a change.org petition yet?
Fuck Vail, they could suck the joy out of a blowjob.
Fake news. Clearly Vail removed all of the actual double black runs many years ago, and I don't mean from the map. I still crack up at the usage of double blacks in the first place.
"True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
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