Zillow/Redfin Gems

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

That is just awful.

[ötzi]

We could start a cult. Or go into business hosting weddings if we spruced it up? How much land do you need for a golf course?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8...43810156_zpid/

[skiballs]

Plenty of room for a golf course.
Just need the 25 mil+ to build a good one.


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[Cisco Kid]

Bucksteep Manor

[Art Shirk]

That Utah joint looks like some of the soulless megaliths that house the memories of sales conferences buried in my shattered pysche.




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[Vt-Freeheel]

That Utah joint looks like some of the soulless megaliths that house the memories of sales conferences buried in my shattered pysche.




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[dan_pdx]

That is just awful.

Oof, it really is crappy. Who wouldn't want to live in an airport concourse, right?

[dunfree]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/

$1.6 million fr a grand junction pad on a dirt lot with a stripper pole in front of the hot tub

[skaredshtles]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/

$1.6 million fr a grand junction pad on a dirt lot with a stripper pole in front of the hot tub

...

[Shredhead]

GJ's booming, but that's insane.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The section 8's across the street are nice

[Nobody Famous]

From the different angles in the pics, it's (at first) hard to tell if the hot tub is in the open-plan kitchen, or in the garage.

I don't get usage for seven wall mounted TVs.

[TAFKALVS]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/

$1.6 million fr a grand junction pad on a dirt lot with a stripper pole in front of the hot tub

I feel like this is the sorta house a YouTube influencer live streamer would live in.

[Vt-Freeheel]

I can't even believe that interior is real and not AI generated with keywords, tacky, Vegas 1970, whores, gloss, tinsel ect.

What are they planning to put on these lots? Tiny homes?

[plugboots]

I can't even believe that interior is real and not AI generated with keywords, tacky, Vegas 1970, whores, gloss, tinsel ect.

What are they planning to put on these lots? Tiny homes?

Tiny homes for the sex midgets.

[Skistack]

Is the building on the left the meth factory? I would love to meet the real estate kingpin that dreamed this up.


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[::: :::]

Trashy barndominium with a hose-out floor? Yeah, that screams cozy housing subdivision w/ fabulous community space…

[m2711c]

I don't get usage for seven wall mounted TVs.

gambling… 7 tv’s for watching 7 different tracks ta follow the horses they bet for the day.

[Nobody Famous]

gambling… 7 tv’s for watching 7 different tracks ta follow the horses they bet for the day.

Well, ok. But that's something you put in after you buy your million dollar home. Not something a builder puts in a new build hoping to attract buyers who follow the horses at this high level. What am I missing?

[Skistack]

Neither is the hot tub and stripper pole in the living rooms.

Some jabroni thought he could build his dream home and pay for it by subdividing and developing the rest of the lot. And here we are.


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[dan_pdx]

This house is amazing. Such a series of objectively insane decisions

[exsparky]

Why not go for the obvious choice? Trailer park.

There are trailers on the right side of the picture. Even that even seems like a tight fit.

[frorider]

Is the building on the left the meth factory? I would love to meet the real estate kingpin that dreamed this up.


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Gotta say this thread delivers

[Self Jupiter]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/

$1.6 million fr a grand junction pad on a dirt lot with a stripper pole in front of the hot tub

Can’t see this ever being be topped in this thread.

Airbnb it to bachelor parties and porn shoots while developing the 11 unit condo complex. So much potential.

Why not go for the obvious choice? Trailer park.

There are trailers on the right side of the picture. Even that even seems like a tight fit.

Was thinking townhome complex Polycule

[exsparky]

Hell's Angel's Grand Junction Chapter clubhouse for accountants?

I saw a group of 8-12 of them at the range in 40-55 age range in their little vests that were very clean and well financed that seemed to have no idea how guns worked.