Zillow/Redfin Gems

[ötzi]

I like the outdoor hockey rink down the street, just flood that thing when it gets cold and you're good.

[dunfree]

Some of the old west bars used to have pissers at the bar, iirc.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

You can still see the old troughs in OG bars/saloons in NYC and SF

[Nobody Famous]

I'm thinking this mini stage is where the stripper pole(s) will go. Don't want high heels damaging a brand new hardwood floor.



And this is the room for a "private dance."

[rideit]

Dear Lord

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkzSs...YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

[The AD]

With this fix-n-flip you get two urinals in the kitchen.

The urinals might be a gag or decoration, there is no flush valve hardware shown -- but still who does such a dumb ass thing? Ringing in at slightly less dumb are all the beer taps around the house including one above a toilet in the master (and only) bath room.
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...4660527_zpid/?

And why is the door so beat to hell?

[JimmyCarter]

And why is the door so beat to hell?

That’s the upper reach of the chupacabra that uses the metal doggy door

[Nobody Famous]

Dear Lord

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkzSs...YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

Agree that is off the charts in the department of bad taste.

And so in the RE agent making that post. Note where she posts "Disclaimer, I am not the listing agent and the client I showed is not buying it."

Making a video showing off all the bad stuff while she was seemingly inside as a buyers agent violates a few rules I believe. And I'll guess posting this on social media crosses another line. Even though her commentary is accurate.

[rideit]

Maybe she is going by the “All publicity is good publicity” edict?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

This might be the worst flip I've ever seen.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...9374348_zpid/?

[rideit]

The use of the word ‘architect’ is very, very loose here.

[JimmyCarter]

This might be the worst flip I've ever seen.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...9374348_zpid/?

“We’ll slap some gold knobs on the old cabinets, no one will notice”

[Nobody Famous]

This might be the worst flip I've ever seen.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...9374348_zpid/?

6/30/2022 Sold $910,000
12/30/2022 Listed for sale $1,950,000

WTF, 1 mil?

In the kitchen alone, I see: horizontal alignment of drawers not right, cheaped out on trim kit for wall oven, island hood chimney/extension missing something at top (green metal?), fridge way too proud. Appliances look cheap. The "cafe chairs": one of them looks crooked, island legs make island not wide enough for three, too wide for two. The symmetry of the one sink and two windows is awkward.

Pic 10: What's with the space between: RH wall and LH edge of cabinets? Top of cabinets and ceiling? How far does the LD door on the french-door fridge open?

My pet peeve: No pictures of the heating and cooling mechanical systems, excepting some solar panels showing on roof.

[Ted Striker]

Sooo many things out of square... bad "workmanship" or is the house slowly sliding down the hill?

[skaredshtles]

This might be the worst flip I've ever seen.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...9374348_zpid/?

And I shall name it "Nightmare in White."

[dunfree]

My pet peeve: No pictures of the heating and cooling mechanical systems, excepting some solar panels showing on roof.

it’s in Carmel valley, it almost certainly has next to nothing for either. Freezes rarely.

My wonder is why would they list it as a Vevor “We got the shitty straight from china brand” stovetop?

[fastfred]

The mirrored closet doors add to the value and the. Pornhub vibe

the kitchen is an abortion and worth 2 mil they shoulda labeled it a "chefs kitchen"

The bathrooms are nailing the 1980s feel

Just in time for real estate downturn to make that house really worth 750k

[Nobody Famous]

it’s in Carmel valley, it almost certainly has next to nothing for either. Freezes rarely.

My wonder is why would they list it as a Vevor “We got the shitty straight from china brand” stovetop?

Yes. I had to search for the appliance brands Empava and Vevor, ("...never heard of these, maybe they're really high end?...") but when the first hits are from Amazon then Lowes you know these do not belong in a $2 Mil home.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

It's in Carmel valley and at $910,000 was being sold at lot value, now it's an overpriced by a million dollars teardown.

Interesting area back there, Carmel valley is about as tony as it gets, keep going a little farther and you get into Cachagua where the banjos are loud and they really don't like strangers. Go a little ways more and you're in Tassajara where the woo woo is as strong as the smell of incense.

People live back there for a reason.

[dunfree]

I suspect you don’t have much redevelopment freedom from a tear down with that size lot even/especially up there almost at Carmel Valley village which ain’t cheap, but ain’t the $$$$ of lower in part because there ain’t much there. Which is the way the retirees in the 1950s/60s/70s/80s/90s crapshacjs want it

[fatnslow]

Lot of feathered hair ladies with full bush were banged in that house circa 1979-83. Old owner probably died in the last 3-4 years and the only known illegitimate kid that inherited it just wanted to dump it for quick cash for meth binge.

[Buster Highmen]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...15085432_zpid/

[::: :::]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...15085432_zpid/

it's almost elegant




after all that effort...

[skaredshtles]

it's almost elegant




after all that effort...

You put your weed in there.

[Core Shot]

That’s an abortion clinic. Or an architect abortion. Or both.