Zillow/Redfin Gems

[Ted Striker]

Or grandma died

Yep. I bought my grandpa the same ugly chair. When he died, I gave it to an old lady living in a doublewide in the woods. Her grandkids helped me carry it. I'm sure the chair has been passed to someone else by now.

[grskier]

Dystopian

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...01748103_zpid/

$475/sqft isn't bad though.

[fatnslow]

"Charming" they say:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...3823145_zpid/?

Lot of folks shooting for the moon these days. I don't think I have ever seen shitty(any) tile flooring in a master bedroom in Portland, EVER.
Had a neighbor list and pull his house for $1.05 last year, he wwas only giving it 30 dayy to see if he would win the lottery.

[dan_pdx]

Hey, we're putting the house on the market, get the cars off the lawn so we can take some pics. Just park 'em in the back yard until the photos are done.

[schuss]

Lot of folks shooting for the moon these days. I don't think I have ever seen shitty(any) tile flooring in a master bedroom in Portland, EVER.
Had a neighbor list and pull his house for $1.05 last year, he wwas only giving it 30 dayy to see if he would win the lottery.

based on the empty room through the green carpeted room next to the bedroom, I'm guessing some aggressive sex dungeon action necessitating tile.

[Harry]

Hey, we're putting the house on the market, get the cars off the lawn so we can take some pics. Just park 'em in the back yard until the photos are done.

Is that a pink 1970’s Cadillac station wagon ????

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[dan_pdx]

Is that a pink 1970’s Cadillac station wagon ????

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Maybe? The one closest to the street looks like a nicely restored El Camino, right? At least, "nicely restored" if you're OK with pink.

[2bjenny]

What is up with the walls in this house?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7...03845020_zpid/

[climberevan]

I'm not sure I've seen OSB interior walls before. It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

[dannynoonan]

^^my wager is, p/o owned a lumber yard or other forest products business, and was divorced, not remarried.

[bennymac]

for awhile there would be a home with plywood walls in every issue of dwell magazine. It was a thing. I can’t understand why.

[babybear]

So a kid I used to know lived in a house that was decorated along the same lines.
-Random checkerboard flooring
-One room that looked kinda like a terrarium- skylights, large hanging plants and potted mini shrubs all over it.
-Odd and bright paint schemes
-Frogs everywhere. Porcelain statuettes, paintings, pictures, etc. His mom loved frogs.

That house would have been a nightmare to live in.
HOWEVER…it was an amazing place to be when you were high.

I call that style “old lady house”
Or replace the frogs with roosters or whatever their favorite animal was.

On that note ….I do have a lot of white in my house

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

for awhile there would be a home with plywood walls in every issue of dwell magazine. It was a thing. I can’t understand why.

OSB with fucking word art. WTF is wrong with people.

[JimmyCarter]

I call that style “old lady house”
Or replace the frogs with roosters or whatever their favorite animal was.

On that note ….I do have a lot of white in my house

Definitely old lady with the tchotchkes, but with an added touch of Alice in Wonderland

[Ted Striker]

OSB with fucking word art. WTF is wrong with people.

The osb walls reminds me of where my band rehearsed in the 90s.

And the words... "What can we put here that's pretentious, yet vapid?"

[muted reborn]

for awhile there would be a home with plywood walls in every issue of dwell magazine. It was a thing. I can’t understand why.

Was it in every room and on every wall though? I've worked in a place where OSB was on one wall in one room and it was cool. For the right room it works and probably fits more in a business setting than a home admittedly. Having it on almost every wall in a house looks stupid.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

I can't imagine the offgassing. It'll take 10 years for the formaldehyde smell to go away.

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Likely it was sealed, so prolly still off-gassing as the sealer ages

[muted reborn]

This one is near me: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...68387456_zpid/

Rich people are slowly buying up our neighborhood lots, tearing down the 60 year old houses, and putting up massive houses on our .25 to .33 lots. But THIS guy kept the original house , did a big Frankenstien add-on, and thinks it's worth 2.5 million. Ha. $500k look for $2.5 mill.

For a million less you could get this instead: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...12887577_zpid/

[riser4]

This one is near me: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...68387456_zpid/

Rich people are slowly buying up our neighborhood lots, tearing down the 60 year old houses, and putting up massive houses on our .25 to .33 lots. But THIS guy kept the original house , did a big Frankenstien add-on, and thinks it's worth 2.5 million. Ha. $500k look for $2.5 mill.

For a million less you could get this instead: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...12887577_zpid/

I'll take fries with that second one. Super size me!

[evdog]

This one is near me: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...68387456_zpid/

Rich people are slowly buying up our neighborhood lots, tearing down the 60 year old houses, and putting up massive houses on our .25 to .33 lots. But THIS guy kept the original house , did a big Frankenstien add-on, and thinks it's worth 2.5 million. Ha. $500k look for $2.5 mill.

For a million less you could get this instead: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...12887577_zpid/

LOL

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Wow, those are all kinds of awful…

[concretejungle]

I'm a fan of seeing how many overstuffed chairs and couches you can jam in one room.

[dan_pdx]

Yeah, way to pave the backyard on that first one. Who needs outdoor space when you have a chance to squeeze in another bathroom?

[lifelinksplit]

What is up with the walls in this house?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7...03845020_zpid/

Ha! I know the company that built it. I worked for them for like 3-4months before quitting. They primarily build SIPs houses and bill themselves as very energy efficient/environmentally conscious builders. Not a fan of the company but leaving the OSB exposed seems like some arrogant asshat of an interior designer.

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