THE "TRIP" REPORT THREAD

[Peruvian]

Cool story bro?

Sorry I didn’t end up face down in crusty old Mo-mo piss or violently vomiting on myself.

[mcski]

Not as sorry as we are!

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Bill Hicks
In cartoon form. He should have been credited.

[TBS]

Today started shitty, ended up kind of spectacular

Goals for today
1. Set up grow and transplant clones
2. Go for MTB ride

Executing Goal 1 was a cavalcade of clusterfuck. Connectors from power supply to LED finally gave up after 10 years. Irrigation system plugged with salts. Timers wouldn’t set. PH meter wouldn’t calibrate. A giant gust of wind came blowing through the garage while transplanting, creating a nice coating of Miracle Grow potting soil on everything.

Finally dealt with everything except pH calibration and timers. Was in a foul mood so decided to eat a 1g shroom on empty stomach before heading out with bike. Not a big dose but not a micro either.

Life got happier as I rode. A little color shifting and some terrain distortions but nothing zany.

Took a piss break about 45 minutes into the ride. While doing so, I watched this wet slide break loose and run on Early Morning Couloir on North Sister. Took a few seconds to understand what I was seeing.



Made my day

Rest of the ride was relatively uneventful and quite pleasant

[thedude2340]

Today started shitty, ended up kind of spectacular

Goals for today
1. Set up grow and transplant clones
2. Go for MTB ride

Executing Goal 1 was a cavalcade of clusterfuck. Connectors from power supply to LED finally gave up after 10 years. Irrigation system plugged with salts. Timers wouldn’t set. PH meter wouldn’t calibrate. A giant gust of wind came blowing through the garage while transplanting, creating a nice coating of Miracle Grow potting soil on everything.

Finally dealt with everything except pH calibration and timers. Was in a foul mood so decided to eat a 1g shroom on empty stomach before heading out with bike. Not a big dose but not a micro either.

Life got happier as I rode. A little color shifting and some terrain distortions but nothing zany.

Took a piss break about 45 minutes into the ride. While doing so, I watched this wet slide break loose and run on Early Morning Couloir on North Sister. Took a few seconds to understand what I was seeing.



Made my day

Rest of the ride was relatively uneventful and quite pleasant

That’s pretty cool.

[bennymac]

Yeah TBS - that sounds delightful

[dan_pdx]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/20/s...smid=url-share

[TBS]

^^^ a lady who occasionally skis with our crew is dumb as a stump. Quite nice but dumb.

Her daughter gave her a cannabis chocolate bar for a gift.
She never consumed cannabis before but decided she wanted to watch the sunset stoned.
Her SO (not a stoner) was out of town

She didn’t read the label and ate the whole bar (100mg) in one sitting

Note - OR labeling law tells you how many servings are in an edible - the label would have said 12 (based on 8mg doses)

She called the EMTs to her house to talk her down.

[dan_pdx]

Been there done that - at a party years ago, I let my biggest stoner friend tell me how much of his special lemon bar to eat. My second biggest stoner friend walked by while we were having that conversation and said "Just take half that." Thank god for that because half the recommended dose was about 5x what I could handle. Badly wanted to go to the ER, but figured they couldn't do anything for me, so I just rode it out. It really sucked.

[riser4]

Does CBD work like narcan for that? Asking for a friend.

[Buzzworthy]

No.
Over time it can lessen the acute effects of thc depending on your cannabinoid system.
But so does time itself.

But it’s not an instantaneous thing like Narcan.

[TBS]

@dan - Yeah, unmeasured edibles can kick your ass. Happened to me on the way to teaching a Down Syndrome kid to ski. There’s a photo of another maggot who fell in the ticket maze after disregarding my advice to eat half a brownie then wait an hour to decide if more was advisable.

But there’s no excuse when disregarding a distinct label providing the size of a recommended dose. As the Indian in the Cupboard said “You should not do magic you do not understand”

[riser4]

No.
Over time it can lessen the acute effects of thc depending on your cannabinoid system.
But so does time itself.

But it’s not an instantaneous thing like Narcan.

Ya, I wasn't thinking instantaneous. However it seems like it would help. Even if it's a bit of a placebo that helps the person calm down by thinking they've taken something that will help, only that help is by degrees and will take an hour or two to arrive. Someone close to me got a little higher than she was comfortable with smoking with her friends at the Thursday night wine club and I told her to take a dose of CBD. That and eat a sammy. Seemed to put her mind at ease.

[dan_pdx]

@dan - Yeah, unmeasured edibles can kick your ass. Happened to me on the way to teaching a Down Syndrome kid to ski.

That made me laugh and then I felt bad. How did that ski lesson go?

[Name Redacted]

Ground up a bunch of PE mushrooms with the intent of capsuling them before a desert camping trip. Didn't have time so ended up just taking a bunch of powder. Interesting and tough to figure out dosage. I took a scoop and went for a solo dirt bike ride into the desert to some cool overlooks and stuff. Amazing colors in the desert, rocks melting and breathing, loving the blasting of the motor loud as fuck. I think I raved the engine for 5 minutes straight haha. Beautiful sunset.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

^^^lemon tek.


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[Norseman]

I think I raved the engine for 5 minutes straight haha

[Name Redacted]

^^^lemon tek.


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Didn't have the lemon juice on this trip but have been doing that. Tea was functional enough.

[Name Redacted]

Ironically, there is this big rock that I was riding around and I have seen some kids camping out there with all kinds of music and a light show on the side of the rock. Looked like fun, I had to ride my Moto through the party one time on my way back out of the desert in the middle of the night because the road kinda goes through the campsite.

[singlecross]

Does CBD work like narcan for that? Asking for a friend.

The answer is a banana…

[TBS]

That made me laugh and then I felt bad. How did that ski lesson go?

It went fine.
It was one of those things where somebody gave me a piece of hard candy and sez “bust off a piece about *this* size, put it in your coffee and you will be in good shape by the time you get to the mountain”.

So I busted off a piece about half the size he recommended and about 30 min later I saw God. Had to be pushing a 75mg dose.

Fortunately I had 90 min before the lesson and got myself more or less together in time. One special needs person teaching another…

The best part was when my student went over the bars and came out of her boot (which remained locked into the clamp). Trying to get the boot back on while keeping her sock out of the snow, all while directly underneath the Sunrise chair and blazed to the gills must have been entertaining to watch.

[bennymac]

lol

Probably took you 30 seconds to remedy the situation but it felt like 30 minutes.

Or it felt like you nailed it in 30 seconds but you were there for half an hour staring at the sock.

[riser4]

Time-space is malleable.

[TBS]

More Todd Snider stories

[TBS]

lol

Probably took you 30 seconds to remedy the situation but it felt like 30 minutes.

Or it felt like you nailed it in 30 seconds but you were there for half an hour staring at the sock.

I spent at least a minute pulling the ice off her sock where she had already touched down - knew she would not be happy when that melted in her boot. People passing by overhead had to be thinking WTF?

She was always stoked to be out skiing so it was no big thang to her