"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I agree that Gladwell often does that but this essay actually kind of does the opposite - he admits that he doesn't get Norm because he doesn't know or understand enough to get Norm - just as he doesn't know enough to talk about poetry or appreciate the architecture of Sigurd Lewerentz (and I'm with him on poetry and not blown away by Lewerentz myself either). MG is actually showing some humility for once in my view.
Norm, I think, would have been pleased by the essay. Sure he wanted people to laugh but more than that he wanted them to react and if he didn't get the laugh then a groan or plain old befuddlement was just fine. And MG admits he is befuddled by Norm. I think Norm would have been smirking at the end of it.
Agree. Seemed like a really appropriate tribute to me--especially the change of direction at the end.
Genius.
What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
-Ottime
One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
-BMillsSkier
weird
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
Shit, did Norm die again? That poor bastard having to go through it twice!
This just in: Norm Macdonald is still dead!
But he has a new standup special coming to Netflix on May 30th!
Read all about it!
Just you, and Norm.
And the imagined audience in both of your heads.
And bonus panel chat to ease you out.
Netflix bootleg.
Not his best material. But some good bits in there.
https://m.vk.com/video723053531_456239593
I probably got a virus from the bootleg. Oh well.
Holy shit. Miller and Macdonald
For hours. And hours. The references they make blow me away. Genius. Both of them.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
Amazing Norm
Dave loved his comedy.
Crazy seeing Tom Snyder. I forgot about him. But he filled in when Dave had a quintuple bypass.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
I walked into the fish store a couple weeks ago and dude behind the counter looks at me and says, "You're here! Stay right there a minute." and he goes out back and gets the other two people who usually work the counter.
Guy says to them, "This is the guy I was talking about." The he says to me, "They didn't know who I meant when I said the guy who sounds like Norm MacDonald."
So that was weird. Still wondering why they were talking about me in the fish store.
Were you only asking for the dead fish?
Lmao ^ great call back
How much time would you say you spend in the fish store per week, Ice?
I still call it The Jake.
Every time I am reminded of Dirty Work, this scene is what always comes to mind. "G sevooooonnnnn!!!" "You just hit G8." O.o LMAO
Maybe 10 minutes a week? I usually go in there once most weeks, sometimes twice, pick something out, pay, and go on my way. But I am a pleasant fellow and I chat with the people while I'm there, maybe I said something funny? Or maybe they were talking about Norm MacDonald? Seems unlikely but I dunno.
Are we overlooking the fact that you actually sound just like Norm MacDonald and that could be super interesting for people?
Gonna need a suncloud recording for those of us who haven’t met you off the webs.
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Iceman has a little bit of Canadian comedian in his genes
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