Post your emails from Nigeria here

[Timberridge]

Skiing is not a cheap sport, and from what I understand reading some other threads, most ski town jobs don't provide an adequate wage to allow one to pursue their dreams of skiing all day and renting affordable housing. Occasionally I'll get emails like this from altruistic folks who may need to dispose of their accumulated wealth due to health or other issues. I'll post them here if anyone wishes to take these folks up on their generosity.



Greetings,

Please accept my unreserved apologies If this message invade your
privacy, it wasn't my intention to do so but I have no other choice
after I have learnt what is ahead of me which is inevitable. I have
been diagnosed with dangerous disease called ESOPHAGEAL cancer for so
long and my doctor has recently confirmed that I have only few weeks
to live because the virus has eaten deeply into my body system it
takes grace of God to survive this horrible situation.

I am contacting you because I want to will/donate the sum of 5.2
Million USD and 200-KGS of Gold Bar to you for the work of God and
orphanage home in your locality, please use 70% of these money for the
children and work of God, 30% for yourself. If you do agree with me,
please reply back with your full information as such.

(1) Your address
(2) Your telephone Number
(3) Your ID card or passport

I need this information so I can ask a lawyer to prepare authorization
of claim to your name as advised by the legal department of the bank,
and also to introduce you as my foreign Beneficiary/trustee and
further instruct the Bank to transfer the money to any of your
designated Bank account based on the authorization of claim or
affidavit as the law of the country demands.

Contact my private email at; isabelle.patel@yahoo.com

Thank you so much
Mrs. Isabelle Patel

[pepperdawg]

Can I get one of the 200 KG gold bars?

[Timberridge]

You have her contact info.

[BmillsSkier]

Unreserved apologies doesn't get used enough around here.

[seano732]

Unreserved apologies doesn't get used enough around here.

Heh.

[Core Shot]

Unreserved apologies doesn't get used enough around here.

Fuck that shit

All my apologies are reserved

[XXX-er]

my neighbor did a project in Nigeria, they sent him a bunch of money in advance without a contract or anything we had a good laugh and called it "the Reverse Nigerian"

[k2skier112]

pfffft, all I gits iz blackmail

[Timberridge]

^This is a good lesson for everyone here.
Always make sure that little slidy thing is closed on the video cam.

[johnnyg82]

pfffft, all I gits iz blackmail

Please reply to that email with all the dick pics you can find, whether they are yours or not.

[FlimFlamvanHam]

This recent email mentions those that lost money in interactions Africa. Reads like the jig is up for a lot of these scammers!

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Attention please,
This is to bring to your kind attention that the World Bank in
affiliation with the Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) has
sanctioned the Government of concerned countries to compensate the
scam victims, including those that lost money on unsuccessful
contracts and transactions in Africa. Each of the victims will be
compensated with the sum of $2.5 Million dollars, to ensure that
justice is served. This is necessitated by numerous reports of scams
perpetuated from some African countries. There have been reports that
the victims have lost billions of dollars to the scammers.


However, your details were obtained from one of the scammers who were
recently arrested by the joint security operatives comprising
INTERPOL, FBI and local security. The culprit confessed that there are
other partners in crime, and the security agents are tracking them for
possible arrest. Therefore, you are hereby advised to keep this
information confidential until all the scammers are apprehended.


Contact the payment manager now for your compensation payment. Note,
your payment reference number is: CP005698BFA. Quote or better use
your payment reference number as subject when contacting the payment manager.


Payment manager: Mr. Johnbosco Lapa O.
Email: alphn22448@gmail.com
Tel: +2266572579


Yours faithfully,
John Leach
The secretary of the FINANCIAL ACTION TASK FORCE
924 W. 22nd St. Tempe, Arizona, United State

[Kinnikinnick]

UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION&COVID19 ASSISTED PROGRAM)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT.
United Nations Assisted Program - UK
3 Whitehall Court
London-SW1A 2EL.

I am Mrs Hellen Steward, the newly appointed director General in
charge of approving & releasing all owed yet unpaid foreign payments
and also the special adviser to the United-Nation. You have been
selected through our computer ballot Your Consignment registration
#:CT8100AFUK.

I am delighted to inform you that the contract/Inheritance panel of
the UN/COVID19 Awarded Payment, which just concluded it’s seating in
London just released your (E-mail Id & Name) among the currently
approved beneficiaries who are to benefit 100% from this very
diplomatic 2nd quarter payment of the year. This panel was primarily
delegated to investigate all genuinely owed debts and claims as it
has been over due.

This package in a Golden metal box valued $5.5Million US (Five million
Five hundred thousand Us Dollars)has arrived Dulles International
Airport Washington Dc from Heath-row airport London Through Diplomatic
sealed.

At this moment, I wish to use this medium of communication to inform
you that for the time being the (UN) has completely stopped further
payment through bank to bank transfer, ATM Card, Bank Draft or Check
Payment due to numerous petitions received from the united states
home-land security, the FBI, IMF and other financial and security
agencies to UK Government against our banks on wrong payment and
diversion of innocent beneficiaries owed funds to a different
account,the diplomat agent already arrive in the united state with
your consignment box conveying the amount to be delivered to you.

Please reconfirm these information's : .
1. Your Full Name: .................
2. Your current address: ..........
3. Your phone number: ..............
4. Nearest airport to your location.........
5. Your Occupation: ...............

Contact the Delivery agent

Info below to speed up your Delivery Today.
Dulles International Airport Washington dc
Address: 1 Saarinen Cir, Dulles, VA 20166, USA.
Emailannieb@ebold.com)
Direct Telephone: +12705514544
Delivery Man Mr Morris Gidman

Respectfully Yours in-service,
Mrs Hellen Steward.
United Nation Compensation Assisted Program
Chief Executive On payment matters.


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[mfcf13]

Where can i get this job:
Chief Executive On payment matters.

[Buster Highmen]

https://digg.com/2017/re-scam-ai-scammer

[FlimFlamvanHam]

So is the golden metal box valued at $5.5M? Or the pkg? Do you get the box too?

[Timberridge]

Please reply to that email with all the dick pics you can find, whether they are yours or not.

This is where having spook back would be handy.

[Timberridge]

https://digg.com/2017/re-scam-ai-scammer

What if the scam a scammer is a scam to get your email? A sort of scam of a scam thing?

[BmillsSkier]

So is the golden metal box valued at $5.5M? Or the pkg? Do you get the box too?

You could take the $5.5M or the contents of the golden metal mystery box.

There could be anything in the box, even $5.5M.

[Timberridge]

I'd call the tel # in the email. I'm sure someone there can clear this up.

[Kinnikinnick]

Who knew that all these international programs dont tranfer funds via bank wire but by physical golden metal boxes in $5.5 m increments.


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[Vt-Freeheel]

Yea because that tinglingcoc sent from address looks so legit.

[chaka]

Yea because that tinglingcoc sent from address looks so legit.

good news... apparently 'tinglingcoc' is still available as a TGR forum handle... you're welcome.

[pepperdawg]

Just Appleal the action already...

[adrenalated]

Dear Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope
this mail finds you in excellent health. But if you do not remember me,
you have received an email from me in the past regarding a
multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded. I am
using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar
business has been concluded with another Merchant who financed it to a
logical conclusion. I thank you for your great effort towards our
unfinished transaction, due to one reason or the other best known to you
at that time. Due to the effort, sincerity, and trustworthiness you
showed during the course of the transaction, I want to compensate you
and show my gratitude to you with the sum of Seven hundred and fifty
thousand United States dollars. I have left an international certified
bank draft for you, worth USD$750,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world.
My dear friend, please contact Rev. Yao Higginbottom, Of Catholic
Parish, Adidogome,Lome-Togo, so he will release the draft to you. At the
moment, I'm very busy and would like you to accept this token with good
faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Below is her contact
information.

NAME: Reverend. Yao Higginbottom, Of Catholic Parish,
Adidogome,Lome-Togo.
TEL: +228(96)6507-23.
EMAIL CONTACT: rev.yaohagginbottom1@gmail.com

Therefore, you should contact her and ask her to release the draft to
you because I have instructed her to do so.
Best Regards,
Mr. Charles Renata

[BmillsSkier]

I wonder if this thread will attract those ambitious, but less-funded, Nigerian scam artists?

Kind of a legalzoom.com for those looking for a good starting point for their emails to riches.