Milk Crate Challenge

[Rideski]

Lol. Just drove by a park on my way home from the hospital about three hours ago. Huge crowd gathered around a pyramid of milk crates about 10ft tall. Wondered “what the fuck is that all about?”. This place never fails to deliver. Thanks!




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At least they were near the hospital.

#wedontcarewhatphoneyouhave

[stealurface831]

New internet challenge:
#readabook

https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guid...92745340&psc=1
highly recommend this one. i'm just to the part where it tells you to be a chick with a massive ass.

[ZomblibulaX]

But how do you get enough followers to drive the ad content to pay for your Brazilian butt lift, if you don't already have a Brazilian butt lift? Can you get credit on plastic surgery?

[bennymac]

[prsboogie]

Do Gen Zers even drink enough milk to generate this many crates?

Not soy either.

Either way, if we could get that #KONY2012 guy up on a stack of crates I think we could kill two birds with one stone here. Maybe 3 if people see that internet trends are stupid.

https://youtu.be/6_wDEjCpeOc

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[pepperdawg]

great...as the dad of a 13 and 14 y/o - something else to worry about........as I now go find the boy to have a talk about dangers of milk crate challenge w him........^heh Evil Knegro made me chuckle

[riser4]

Asymmetric warfare.

[MontuckyFried]

On the bright side, at least they've evolved from the Tide Pod challenge. Along with the pink cotton candy in the attic challenge.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Seems to be popular with the brothers.
49 standard crates needed for the "standard" stack.
Janky stacks made with randomly sized crates or less than 49 standards often leads to double height steps and near certain failure.
Often a timed event, possibly to avoid too long of a freeze at the top.
Fairly easy to top out, steps down are hard.
Grass and uneven empty lots make for a poor foundation.
Concrete provides a stable foundation but is hard.
Money sometimes involved, perhaps a buy in pool for a pot of $$$.
13:20 "He broke his ankle yo"
People are stupid?

[muted reborn]

I dunno, they all probably think we are stupid too for spending thousands of dollars every year to freeze our asses off skiing, and then potentially blow out our knees or break a femur for an adrenaline rush. I bet those crates are scary as hell once you are on top wobbling around.

[babybear]

pretty sure I saw several instances of broken or at least badly bruised ribs in the ~120 second compilation I saw yesterday too.

some people say my husband takes too many risks but I’d rather see him on the side of a hundred foot cliff than break himself on some dumbass crates [emoji13]

[TahoeJ]

I had hope for this next generation until TikTok happened...

[Peruvian]

Like, how many can you stack then burn in a massive bonfire?

12.

To start.

Do better.

[BmillsSkier]

That tree looks understandably afraid.

[Vt-Freeheel]

I dunno, they all probably think we are stupid too for spending thousands of dollars every year to freeze our asses off skiing, and then potentially blow out our knees or break a femur for an adrenaline rush. I bet those crates are scary as hell once you are on top wobbling around.

Lots of people think we are nuts for skiing but there isn't much of this....

newsweek.com/three-dead-crate-challenge

https://twitter.com/SirVstudios?

[m2711c]

They’re using those store-bought crates? No wonder everybody is falling on their ass.. Those things are weak as shit. Fuck, I wouldn’t even carry milk with those fucking pieces of crap.

[BmillsSkier]

I'd like to see regional adaptations of this game.

In the Midwest you could stack cheese boxes or beer cases.

In the South you could stack SEC sorority girls.

In the ECRC you could stack soup cans.

PNW? Maybe fish?

[MontuckyFried]

some people say my husband takes too many risks but I’d rather see him on the side of a hundred foot cliff than break himself on some dumbass crates [emoji13]

Straight facts!!!

I was gonna post a comparison side by side with one of my fav edits of his but seems it's been disappeared by the internet overlords. The one where he hucks off the cliff, backflips to a targeted spot, to the tune of Wiz Khalifa's Black And Yellow. Prolly copyright issue. BADASS video. Wanted to show that next to these idiots falling to their doom off a pile of freaking milk crates. Hahahaha.

[heckacali]

I'd like to see regional adaptations of this game.

In the Midwest you could stack cheese boxes or beer cases.

In the South you could stack SEC sorority girls.

In the ECRC you could stack soup cans.

PNW? Maybe fish?

Upstate: Empty cans of UC back in their cardboard cases?

[ZomblibulaX]

some people say my husband takes too many risks but I’d rather see him on the side of a hundred foot cliff than break himself on some dumbass crates [emoji13]

The trick is finding a man who will do the former, but still abstain from the latter.

[3s]

My 2 are so old they lack the penalty of use part



Seemed relevant

[JayPowHound]

My 2 are so old they lack the penalty of use part



Seemed relevant

You mean this?



It's stamped in some form on all 3 of mine. I've had them all for a very long time and honestly have no memory of where they came from.

I also have a few different store bought versions and they are all flimsy as shit. Nothing like the real ones.

[JayPowHound]

..

[3s]

Mine are apparently more vintage than those
Which is always more better

[zartagen]

The internet sometimes provides answers even if you don’t ask it. Thanks Skynet.

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Let no internet fad go unprofited. #JOBS2021

The water in the crates is what's going for $.99. But I wonder how many people tried to buy the crates.