Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?

[XXX-er]

Why punish the capitol?
I say just kill the monkeys.

and let god sort it out

and tear down the temple to build a strip mall

[Jong Lafitte]

When I was at the DC zoo a couple months ago all the apes fit your description, except for the two orangutans fucking in the back, which included the dude orangutan taking breaks to perform some cunnilingus periodically.

lol.

Sounds like a pretty good day.


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[stealurface831]

and tear down the temple to build a strip mall

as god intended.

[Core Shot]

If we kill all the monkeys and let god sort it out
Will they go to heaven?

[BmillsSkier]

Here we go, 40 monkeys escape from a SC biolab facility. Do not attempt to confront if found. Do not try and intimidate a monkey if you run into one. Do not stare directly at a monkey if approached by one.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ina-rcna179077

I always thought Harambe was the backstory to the end times, but this may be more appropriate.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

yeah, we're about to leave to Thailand for a couple of weeks and TBH the monkey sitch there kinda freaks me out.

[stealurface831]

Doesn’t sound like they are chimps. I’m not interested.


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[BmillsSkier]

Doesn’t sound like they are chimps. I’m not interested.


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Bio-enhanced monkeys doesn't get you scratchin for some Flakka?

[stealurface831]

Fuck it. Meet me in Columbia. Somebody has to film this shit.


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[zion zig zag]

yeah, we're about to leave to Thailand for a couple of weeks and TBH the monkey sitch there kinda freaks me out.

I have video of my wife basically being attacked by monkeys on a Thai beach. It started with one getting on her shoulder to try and rifle through her bag for food while we walked back to the hotel. That turned into 10+ monkeys surrounding her and getting kind of aggressive. Luckily no bites.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

I have video of my wife basically being attacked by monkeys on a Thai beach. It started with one getting on her shoulder to try and rifle through her bag for food while we walked back to the hotel. That turned into 10+ monkeys surrounding her and getting kind of aggressive. Luckily no bites.

Holy shit, nightmare fuel.

[Brownski]

I have video of my wife basically being attacked by monkeys on a Thai beach. It started with one getting on her shoulder to try and rifle through her bag for food while we walked back to the hotel. That turned into 10+ monkeys surrounding her and getting kind of aggressive. Luckily no bites.

You mean you have video of you defending your wife from a gang of monkeys?…. Filmed by another member of your family maybe? Also, where is the video? I mean, I feel like we should see that. Seems like it would have educational value

[zion zig zag]

You mean you have video of you defending your wife from a gang of monkeys?…. Filmed by another member of your family maybe? Also, where is the video? I mean, I feel like we should see that. Seems like it would have educational value

How is she going to learn how to defend herself against a gang of monkeys if I just step in and do it for her? And video was necessary for a review of the play by play later for the teaching moment. And hard no on posting a video of my wife in a bikini for you degenerates.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Sharing is caring.

And I might need some fighting tips for the upcoming trip to monkey land.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Keep stoking ^^^

[RTsucks]

You mean keep stroking? You got to show them you're not a threat. They might even lend a hand. If that fails, use the celery.

[m2711c]

Doesn’t sound like they are chimps. I’m not interested.


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pussy.




fact.

[stealurface831]

headed southbound as we speak to put an end to this monkey business.

[m2711c]

sweet, the under card is great training for the main event... beat all them damned monkeys and the boss gorilla should be a piece o' cake.




fact

[Brownski]

How is she going to learn how to defend herself against a gang of monkeys if I just step in and do it for her? And video was necessary for a review of the play by play later for the teaching moment. And hard no on posting a video of my wife in a bikini for you degenerates.

You know what? That is impeccable reasoning. You’ve completely turned me around on this one.

[irul&ublo]

Did Godzilla kill Kong?


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[Vt-Freeheel]

If only we could get elon interested in a cage match with a chimp or brace of monkeys...

[BmillsSkier]

This thread delivers.

Monkey fighting valor for wives’ honor,

SUF taking on all comers in the name of science,

A potential to meet the final boss monkey Harambe in the great beyond…

[pepperdawg]

PNut as special guest referee? Fred the Racoon rushes the ring with a folding chair?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Fuck these things. It was like Jurassic park, this asshole was drawing my attention while another was trying to sneak up on the side of me. Sneaky little bastards have a plan.