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07-29-2021, 04:01 PM #1
what question(s) would you ask your pet
not my idea for a question, but I'm guessing the maggots will have some fun ideas.
https://semi-rad.com/2021/07/10-ques...ld-ask-my-dog/
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07-29-2021, 04:14 PM #2
Why do you eat your own shit?
And why do you eat rabbit shit?. . .
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07-29-2021, 04:16 PM #3
How can I make your life better?
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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07-29-2021, 04:23 PM #4
What does the inside of my colon look like so I don't have to get that scope?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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07-29-2021, 04:24 PM #5
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07-29-2021, 04:26 PM #6
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07-29-2021, 04:26 PM #7
Why is the Kitty Roca so damned irresistible?
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07-29-2021, 04:29 PM #8
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07-29-2021, 04:55 PM #9
Why would he lie about that?
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07-29-2021, 05:00 PM #10
Why are you scared of the "bing-bong-bing" sound the local news plays right before they show the extended forecast?
Crazy cats run pel mell out of the room everytime it plays.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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07-29-2021, 05:13 PM #11
Why can’t you be a better wingman and stop monopolizing the pussy.
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07-29-2021, 05:14 PM #12
Why do you like to watch and what is going through your head when you do?
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07-29-2021, 06:16 PM #13
is it a special thing when you do it human style?
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07-29-2021, 06:34 PM #14
As a pup our last golden was frequently penned in a run, in the garage, when we had to leave him alone. Our older goldie would have access into the garage from the house and hang out there with him.
We'd leave KUOW/NPR playing in the garage for background noise.
He quickly became accustomed that we were going to be home shortly after All Things Considered started late afternoon.
Years after the pen was no longer needed and to the time of his death he'd get excited and "sing" along with their da da daa jingle if it played in the house or when he was in the car.
The current new pup I'd ask, "did you really need to eat another sock, pine cone, dish cloth, flip flop or phone cable? Were you pleased with what happened last time you did?
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07-29-2021, 06:47 PM #15
Do you know how much you’ve meant to me these past 15 years?
I still call it The Jake.
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07-29-2021, 06:48 PM #16
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07-29-2021, 06:49 PM #17
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07-29-2021, 06:54 PM #18
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07-29-2021, 07:11 PM #19
where's the stash hidden, dude?
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07-29-2021, 07:22 PM #20
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07-29-2021, 07:23 PM #21
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07-29-2021, 07:32 PM #22
I would actually love to ask the cat I had when I was a kid what she thought I was gonna do with all the dead animals she left at the back door. Did she think I was gonna eat that shit? Was I supposed to cook it for her?
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07-29-2021, 08:07 PM #23
why do you try to bite the mailman?
why did you eat those two raw potatoes yesterday?
why do you bite the carpet and sofa when you are frustrated?
why don't you lift your leg up to pee like every other male dog?
do you know that you are my best friends?
do you know that i love you?swing your fucking sword.
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07-29-2021, 09:40 PM #24Registered User
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Can you stop going to town on your long-gone balls every morning at 5:00am?
You sound like you are trying to snort your scrotum completely inside your nose and it wakes me up every day.
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07-29-2021, 09:56 PM #25
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