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Thread: Cucumber and lime Gatorade is the greatest mixer in the world!!

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    Cucumber and lime Gatorade is the greatest mixer in the world!!

    For reals! I have tested it with vodka and rum and I believe tequila and gin would be nice as well. The funk of the cucumber is an excellent foil to the alcohol and the electrolytes and hydration assist in preventing hangovers. I have invented this for the world just like I invented masturbation back in 6th grade. You are welcome!
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    I worked with a guy who’s drink of choice was lime Gatorade and spiced rum.
    I thought that was weird until I tried spiced rum and lemonade, and that’s delicious.


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    Limon Pepino FOREVER. It's by far the best Gatorade flavor.

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    [QUOTE I have invented this for the world just like I invented masturbation back in 6th grade. You are welcome![/QUOTE]

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    And you're right about it being good with gin

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudbumkin View Post
    For reals! I have tested it with vodka and rum and I believe tequila and gin would be nice as well. The funk of the cucumber is an excellent foil to the alcohol and the electrolytes and hydration assist in preventing hangovers. I have invented this for the world just like I invented masturbation back in 6th grade. You are welcome!
    You invented masturbation? Is your name Adam?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeb McHardman View Post
    [QUOTE I have invented this for the world just like I invented masturbation back in 6th grade. You are welcome!
    A man of the people

    And you're right about it being good with gin[/QUOTE]

    The masturbation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
    A man of the people

    And you're right about it being good with gin
    The masturbation?[/QUOTE]

    Gin dick, the ladies love it


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