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[stealurface831]

That makes sense. What do you think of the hot sauce idea? Salsa?

never heard of such a thing but i say go for it.

[EWG]

I just had grits for the first time in my life. They were pretty bland but with just a little bit of salt, I really liked them. So are grits the kind of food that are sort of a blank canvas that you add whatever flavor pleases you? I thought hot sauce might help. Can somebody help me out with this?

If you’ve never had grits there’s a 47% chance that you live in the Upstates.

Doesn’t matter what you put on them, they never really get that great. They are fine. Sometimes kinda good. That’s about it.

Compared to good food in, say, Utica, they are worthless.

[bennymac]

this is a great track despite not having the best Wu-tang verse of all times

[Lostintime]

I just had grits for the first time in my life. They were pretty bland but with just a little bit of salt, I really liked them. So are grits the kind of food that are sort of a blank canvas that you add whatever flavor pleases you? I thought hot sauce might help. Can somebody help me out with this?

Crumbled bacon of course! Cheese, sprinkled with cayenne is my go to.

[Timberridge]

Grits are the southern version of tofu.

[stealurface831]

x2 on the bacon


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[skifishbum]

wwbbd?

[Core Shot]

Grits are the southern version of tofu.

Truth revealed.

The pot is useful where it is not.

Tofu and grits are the empty vessels into which we add flavor and meaning.

[XXX-er]

Grits are the southern version of tofu.

Well played ^^

a guy I worked with was on a course down there probably in the 70's maybe in Atlanta and grits arrived with his breakfast so he asked what is this ?

waitress said said something like " y'all are from Canada, let me take that away "

[Brownski]

Grits with bacon bits, melted cheese and pepper sounds appealing. I guess the idea is to treat it like a baked potato.

[Lostintime]

Grits with bacon bits, melted cheese and pepper sounds appealing. I guess the idea is to treat it like a baked potato.

Never thought of it that way. Butter is popular as well. Sour cream?

[stealurface831]

Never thought of it that way. Butter is popular as well. Sour cream?

no. no sour cream.

[Core Shot]

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[m2711c]

andy rooney can fuck right off.

[Brownski]

This place charges like $26 for an 18” 1/2 cheese 1/2 pepperoni



It can’t hold a candle to Broadway Joe’s of course but grading on a curve for regional/cultural disadvantage we gave a 7/10. It didn’t suck.



We did not add salt.

[stealurface831]

so somebody is on bald head, i see?

[Brownski]

I feel so out of place

[highangle]

Grits with bacon bits, melted cheese and pepper sounds appealing. I guess the idea is to treat it like a baked potato.

Yes. It's a butter delivery device [BDD]. And the complex carbs are a Raramuri trade secret.

[highangle]

Ever wonder why

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Bro, you just duckraep'd Carpathian's brain brane with a rusty bison oosik and a boiling bottle of Midori.

[pureantigravity]

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[Brownski]

Grits ‘n shrimp turns out to be pretty good too

[pureantigravity]

Grits ‘n shrimp turns out to be pretty good too

That's some pretty good presentation I must say!

[Core Shot]

This grits thread just won’t drift

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.
There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo.
Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
There's pineapple shrimp,
lemon shrimp,
coconut shrimp,
pepper shrimp,
shrimp soup,
shrimp stew,
shrimp salad,
shrimp and potatoes,
shrimp burger,
shrimp sandwich.
That- that's about it

[subtle plague]

Tgapp has tried some kinky Russian shrimp [emoji494]sex practice.

[54-46]

Ever wonder why

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Sound like comedian Steven Wright...