Awesome company I want to go work for: Huh? Corp
We have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool shit. We have a meeting room with a big, round, expensive table.
Our female staff members are all hot, so, even if there's nothing to meet about, we'll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time.
...we're good at turning regular words into "e-words," such as "e-consulting," "e-business" or "e-sexual harassment."
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08-26-2005, 09:58 AM #1
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Attn - Yocletus and other Consulting mags: Huh? Corp
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08-26-2005, 09:59 AM #2
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Linky no worky....
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08-26-2005, 10:01 AM #3
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Oops... i was too busy sitting around a conference room thinking up shit and drawing flow diagrams on the white board.
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08-26-2005, 10:13 AM #4
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"We have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool shit."
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08-26-2005, 03:02 PM #5
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"If you're still not convinced, we'll show you lots of marketing research and consulting cost analysis and global design positioning strategy reports to confuse you and hopefully convince you that we're so knowledgeable you couldn't possibly succeed without us. Because you can't. So don't even try."
BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!to all my friends, it's not the end
the earth has not swallowed me yet
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08-26-2005, 03:24 PM #6
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Holy crap, that's funny.
"When one of our new-age marketing gurus or design experts or consultants has an idea, the rest of us look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper."
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