What do I want from Costco?

[Cruiser]

Desensitized cuz of a lifetime of butt stuff? nttawwt

[Norseman]

Only one of eight would lend themselves to this type of DIY.
Most are water closets, with no electricity and the thought of douching with 50 degree water,
Isn’t especially attractive.

You have an 8-bathroom house?

[Supermoon]

You have an 8-bathroom house?

8 toilets, but maybe a few of them are in a group pooping arrangement?

[skaredshtles]

8 toilets, but maybe a few of them are in a group pooping arrangement?

[jm2e]

Greatest Skit of all time.


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[406]

1.75L Kirkland margarita for $7.79, I told my wife "they are basically paying me to drink." I'm bringing a jug to our next pool vacation and just going to refill the hotel margarita cup :-)

[MontuckyFried]

1.75L Kirkland margarita for $7.79, I told my wife "they are basically paying me to drink." I'm bringing a jug to our next pool vacation and just going to refill the hotel margarita cup :-)

That's funny. Nice sales pitch to the wife. I just can't hang with that stuff myself. WAY too sweet IMO. I have a couple and get a stomach ache long before I could ever possibly catch even the slightest semblance of a buzz. I'll even fortify it with more tequila and I just can't cut the sweet enough. But hey, enjoy! Esp at $8.

[oftpiste]

We must be in different tax brackets

get this one, 6 years with no issues, cheap, warm, chicks dig it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074MMWZYQ...m?ie=UTF8&th=1

[Not DJSapp]

That's funny. Nice sales pitch to the wife. I just can't hang with that stuff myself. WAY too sweet IMO. I have a couple and get a stomach ache long before I could ever possibly catch even the slightest semblance of a buzz. I'll even fortify it with more tequila and I just can't cut the sweet enough. But hey, enjoy! Esp at $8.

Add 4 oz. tequila and juice from a whole lime and that takes the edge off. Basically just use it as alcholic triple sec.

[tgapp]

Best bidet deal right now:

https://www.costco.com/bio-bidet-bb-...000205364.html

Gets you a heated seat, heated water, and a nightlight for $170 shipped (including tax)

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[k2skier112]

A class action lawsuit

Can a lawsuit be thrown out because of stoopidity?!

https://www.classaction.org/news/cos...-action-claims

“Upon information and belief, several of the products Plaintiff purchased on Costco.com for delivery were actually more expensive than if she had purchased the exact same items in-store,” the case claims.

For instance, a 30-roll pack of Charmin toilet paper cost the plaintiff $33.49 online yet would have cost only $29.99 in-store, according to the complaint.

The consumer contends she would not have made the online purchase had she known she could have bought the exact same toilet paper for $4 less at her local Costco store.

[406]

It says right under the price on the webpage, "price might be lower in warehouse".

[Skistack]

Some poor bastard is married to that woman.


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[dookeyXXX]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but methinks you might want “The Costco Appcalypse Bucket”…

“News” story:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ars-rcna162474

Online sales link:
https://www.costco.com/readywise-150...100837131.html


Shit, with a 150 servings, it’d be a good food option for a backyard party or family getogether…

[Boissal]

Anyone fall into the bitchin' sauce chipolte almond dip yet? I know it sounds weird, and I spent years ignoring it, but I finally gave it a try a month ago and can't get enough of the stuff.
Can be used as dip, pasta sauce, spread on sandwiches, you name it. So good!

[J. Barron DeJong]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but methinks you might want “The Costco Appcalypse Bucket”…

“News” story:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ars-rcna162474

Online sales link:
https://www.costco.com/readywise-150...100837131.html


Shit, with a 150 servings, it’d be a good food option for a backyard party or family getogether…

Much better price than buying freeze dried backpacking meals.

[old goat]

I know what I DON'T want from Costco, dear--2 qt bottle of olive oil.

[bobz]

I know what I DON'T want from Costco, dear--2 qt bottle of olive oil.

Oh, so I guess you don't make your own salad dressing. Also, I think the organic is less than 2 quarts. There's a lot of olive oil out there that isn't really all olive oil, by the way, and Costco's is top-rated for how it's sourced.

And we go through the Costco-sized avocado oil, too, as our go-to sautee oil, pretty easily over several months.

[Buke]

Has this been mentioned? Delicious.

https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.c...100357016.html

[crashtestdummy]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but methinks you might want “The Costco Appcalypse Bucket”…

“News” story:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ars-rcna162474

Online sales link:
https://www.costco.com/readywise-150...100837131.html


Shit, with a 150 servings, it’d be a good food option for a backyard party or family getogether…

I am not a fan of food buckets, but we bought a Chuckit Bucket full of Chuckit dog toys and it has been a great hit. It doesn’t seem to be available anymore though.

[skaredshtles]

I know what I DON'T want from Costco, dear--2 qt bottle of olive oil.

That's only 1/2 gallon. Go through that in less than a month.

[The AD]

Anyone fall into the bitchin' sauce chipolte almond dip yet? I know it sounds weird, and I spent years ignoring it, but I finally gave it a try a month ago and can't get enough of the stuff.
Can be used as dip, pasta sauce, spread on sandwiches, you name it. So good!

I haven't had the original yet, but my wife recently bought a three-pack of other Bitchin' dips and they were all good. I need to try this one for comparison now.

[jm2e]

I know what I DON'T want from Costco, dear--2 qt bottle of olive oil.

Our new daily driver. It’s got a bit more bite than Horio, which was our staple for 15 years.
It’s a great option for putting on dinner salads every night. About one bottle/mo. If you’re interested in top tier gourmet boutique oil, that’s another animal altogether.


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[gaijin]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but methinks you might want “The Costco Appcalypse Bucket”…

“News” story:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ars-rcna162474

Online sales link:
https://www.costco.com/readywise-150...100837131.html


Shit, with a 150 servings, it’d be a good food option for a backyard party or family getogether…

This will supplement my canned foods closet space. I still remember the food shortage after the earthquake when all of logistics were overwhelmed, no imports into Sendai, no trucks driving through Fukushima. Supermarkets only allowing 5 items, etcetera. I was bummed I wasn't prepared for that.

[bobz]

Correction, just checked the shelf, and the organic EVOO from Costco is also 2 liters; I'll have to get another one soon!

I made the mistake of getting a somewhat large (though not 2 liters) bottle of Costco EV Olive Oil with Black Truffle flavoring. Nice in small amounts, but truffle oil overwhelms all other tastes, so I might have trouble getting through it.

Bitchin' Sauce is good stuff (I freeze half of it immediately, since it can go bad within couple weeks of opening it). I liked the variety 3-packs, but I haven't seen those at Costcos since I moved back from Utah.

The 3-lb bags of organic frozen berries (and fruit mixes) are smoothie heaven; toss that stuff in the Vitamix which I also got at Costco.