Charmin. Motherfucking Charmin TP. Apparently Costco has a unique contract with Charmin to continue making wider sheets. Or I'd say, the width that every TP bar in North America was designed to hold. The world of TP has gotten narrow and I just won't stand for it. Looks stupid. I don't care if it makes a difference or not. Looks dumb hanging from the wall. Like puting four donut spare tires on your SUV and acting like everything is normal because the tire industry decide it could shave off a few mm and you wouldn't notice.
So yea, I get TP at Costco, even though I've got a bidet. I'm worthi it. Fuck you Big TP!
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