The deplorable Home Depot

[Yonder_River]

^^^ This. Spend some time on job sites where the option is a PTF with a shit stalagmite and no TP.

Oh man, I just spit my coffee out...shit stalagmite. Good one

[MontuckyFried]

^^^ This. Spend some time on job sites where the option is a PTF with a shit stalagmite and no TP.

Particularly true in the winter when the blue water is frozen solid so everything just stacks up on top of each other, freezing just about as soon as it exits the chute. When it's -50 and howling winds, porta potties suuuuuuuuuck. Especially when all but one got knocked over by the wind. Faaaaaaaak.

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[oldnew_guy]

Exclaimed to wife we should do some Sunday things today; me thinking about wineries, breweries, and record shops. She then asked would a trip to HD count. I countered with a never, but I will go to Lowe’s if needed. She then told me what she was wanted and we decided we can get that at our local True Value

Both big box’s are at least 30min from me. Sucks that my preferred “going to town, town” only an the HD.

[riser4]

Oh man, I just spit my coffee out...shit stalagmite. Good one

At least it wasn't a shit stalactite.

[adrenalated]

Please, the preferred nomenclature is poopsicle

[irul&ublo]

At least it wasn't a shit stalactite.

That would be like the Turd of Damocles

[Meadow Skipper]

Everybody knows I love me some thread drift.

Especially when bathroom drama is involved.

[WWCD]

The bathrooms in Home Depot are always consistently WRECKED. The diet of your typical male Home Depot customer creates a smell that is fragrant in a not nice way.

And the sounds… don’t get me started on the sounds.

A gateway to Hell…Avoid if possible

I’ve never actually seen a 3 story HD

[Vt-Freeheel]

Busted

/vtstatepolice.blogspot.com/2023/09/grand-larceny-

This one cracks me up, how the fuck can this happen without anyone in bookkeeping getting suspicious


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[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Busted

/vtstatepolice.blogspot.com/2023/09/grand-larceny-

This one cracks me up, how the fuck can this happen without anyone in bookkeeping getting suspicious


home-depot-tax-exempt-gift-card-fraud-chicago-arrests.html

another-home-depot-employee-charged-massive-gift-card-scam-chicago.html

Any mouthbreather can stick a gun in someone's face and take their money. This type of larcenous behavior takes a high level of intelligence, planning and execution. Wells Fargo should look into hiring them.