Anyone else build a grocery list in the order that they shop the store?
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
during the height of the pandemic I did, to minimize any time in the store. But the vast majority of my shopping is along the edges of the market, and my list is usually short, so I no longer bother.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
The edge of the store is better for your health.
In HS my Mom convinced me to do the grocery shopping in exchange for junk food of my choosing. She shopped with an ordered list, so that's what I got, and it's what I've done since.
Online ordering with pickup has mostly eliminated the need at the regular grocery store, but it comes in handy at Costco where I try to be the fastest shopper alive while still getting everything. My wife thinks it's dumb and refuses to do it, then gets mad when I miss some items.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
What happened with the Charles Webster Baer thread? I saw it earlier on here with a couple of replies but didn't have time to check it out, then I came back and it was gone. Wha'ppen?
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Why is an overweight soccer mom doing the weather report on KIRO news?
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I don't know if the bots have gained sentience or if we just use the term bot to denote non snow sports enthusiast, but a bot nonetheless.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
All your bots belong to us.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Refined my composite:
This guy seems a little unhinged, so he’s probably our guy:
https://www.redmondspokesman.com/opi...278ee05e3.html
That photo looks like it was taken in prison
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Do you and your partner routinely have swingers try to pick you up or is just us?
My wife and I have plenty of couple friends that haven’t tried to fuck us but it has happened enough that we remain skeptical the first few times we are invited over a new house. This was not on my adulting bingo card.
Turns out he is on to somethingWe never know precisely how many of us are alive at any one time, but this Tuesday is the United Nations’ best estimate on when we’ll reach 8 billion human beings.
Eight billion. It's a number too big to imagine but think of it this way: In the time it takes you to read this paragraph, the world's population grew by around 20 people.
While the Earth's population is growing quickly, the growth rate is starting to slow down. Eventually, it will start falling and our societies will shrink.
Humanity is changing day by day in ways we can't perceive over short periods, but in ways that will reshape our world over the coming century.
We've already hit peak child – there will never again be more children alive than there are today, with fertility rates plummeting across the globe.
We're getting older and older, which means there are fewer people able to work to support more people who can't.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
“If you have kids, then you can become a born again depopulationist. It’s never too late to change sides and hop the fence and be on the correct side of history.”
So what do I do with my second kid if I decide to be born again?
When you believe China has seized the moral high ground before you, it’s possible you may have lost the plot.
Maybe you and your wife give off an orgy vibe
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