Random Unthreadworthy Questions

**DBdude** · 08-27-2022, 11:43 AM

If you want to answer your door in the nude you should have that right

There are many other ways to contact a person

If you don’t want to see my junk - don’t come to my door

I don’t owe you a duty of notification that I am naked

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**Danno** · 08-27-2022, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by DBdude

If you want to answer your door in the nude you should have that right

There are many other ways to contact a person

If you don’t want to see my junk - don’t come to my door

I don’t owe you a duty of notification that I am naked

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I might agree, but not if you told them to stop by or otherwise expected them to do so. That part wasn't clear.

**Bunion 2020** · 08-27-2022, 11:57 AM

I was just working in the garage on a snow plow. Woman came up from Americans for Prosperity and wanted to chat.

I asked her if there was an organization called Americans against Prosperity. She seemed to think that was a random and unthreadworthy question. Instead of giving me the courtesy of an answer she turned around and left. At least I didn't have to flash my junk.

Mission accomplished.

**Supermoon** · 08-27-2022, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by DBdude

If you want to answer your door in the nude you should have that right

There are many other ways to contact a person

If you don’t want to see my junk - don’t come to my door

I don’t owe you a duty of notification that I am naked

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I mean, maybe? But when it’s a teenage girl that you know is coming over, or potentially know who it is at your door, I think you have to cover up. Especially when you are their landlord.

We don’t need to gray-area pedophiles.

**jm2e** · 08-27-2022, 12:38 PM

Teenage is so vague. Was she 13 or 19? It’s like an ocean of difference.

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**Danno** · 08-27-2022, 12:48 PM

Are Shiffrin and Kilde the greatest skiing power couple of all time? (not rhetorical, actual unthreadworthy question)

**JimmyCarter** · 08-27-2022, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Are Shiffrin and Kilde the greatest skiing power couple of all time? (not rhetorical, actual unthreadworthy question)

Cody and Elyse?

Not sure how many pure skiing ones there are.

Vonn and Woods?
Sabich and Longet?

**Core Shot** · 08-28-2022, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Sabich and Longet?

I see what you did there.

**Core Shot** · 08-28-2022, 03:29 PM

I had forgotten about the Claudine Longet ski tournament

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Tom Tryman: Good afternoon, this is Tom Tryman!

Jessica Antlerdance: And this is Jessica Antlerdance!

Tom Tryman: And, of course, we’re here in Vale, Colorado, to cover the Claudine Longet Invitational! This is, of course, a men’s freestyle skiing competition!

Jessica Antlerdance: So, without further ado, let’s go to the slopes. Well, we certainly have a beautiful day for it, Tom.

Tom Tryman: Right you are, Jessica. And, of course, first out will be Helmut Kindle. Helmut is a 24-year-old Frenchman – I’m sorry, he’s a West German. And this is his second run of the day, I believe. He had an initial time of 41.8. Looking very good here.

Jessica Antlerdance: That’s right, Tom. But Helmut injured his ankle last month, and that’s bound to affect his performance here today.

Tom Tryman: He caught an edge there, but he seems to be okay, he’s in good shape.. actually, I think he’s a little..

[ a shot rings out, as Helmut falls into the snow ]
Tom Tryman: Uh-oh! He seems to have been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet! Yes.. and I’m afraid Helmut Kindle is out of this race!

Jessica Antlerdance: Yes, it’s a shame, but that’s all part of the exciting world of professional skiing, Tom.

Tom Tryman: Well, he definitely seems out of it, Jessica, and I couldn’t agree more. Now, here comes the man to beat — we’re going to be seeing him in a second. Of course, Jean-Paul Baptiste. A 28-year-old civil engineer from Verne, Switzerland. And he’s strong, he’s agile, he’s got a great deal of power, Jessica.

Jessica Antlerdance: He’ll need all the power he’s got on those mobiles, Tom.

Tom Tryman: Look at the way his legs absorb those shocks, as he manuevers his way down this bumpy terrain. There’s a very nice move there, a lot of spring, he’s really playing this hill.

Jessica Antlerdance: It’s easy to see why he won a Bronze Medal in Innsbrook. He’s a strong skiier, and a fierce competitor.

Tom Tryman: Mmm-hmm! Well, I would have to say, it’s a very fast time up to this point. Uh.. he’s doing very well – and there’s a very nice move – uh.. I would say, at this halfway point, he’s gonig to take third, or maybe even a second-place..

[ a shot rings out, as Jean-Paul falls into the snow ]
Tom Tryman: Uh-oh! Uh-oh! It looks to me like he’s been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet!

[ Jean-Paul regains balance on his skis ]
Jessica Antlerdance: Just grazed, I think, Tom..

[ second shot rings, as Jean-Paul falls back into the show ]
Jessica Antlerdance: Oh, no! That one got him, he’s down! No, he’s down this time.. no, no! No, he’s getting up!

[ Jean-Paul continues to ski downhill, albeit a little awkwardly ]
Jessica Antlerdance: Always the mark of a fine athlete is the ability to recover in diffivcult situations.

Tom Tryman: I can’t believe he’s going for the finish line.. and –

[ third shot rings out, Jean-Paul is down for good ]
Tom Tryman: Oh, no! Again.. again, he’s been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet, and, this time, I think he’s down to stay, Jessica.

Jessica Antlerdance: We’re running a little late, Tom, so let’s just cut to a few highlights of this event.

Tom Tryman: Alright, let’s do that.

[ show skiier falling into the snow ]
Tom Tryman: Uh.. here, she mistakenly dropped her gun and it went off.

[ show skiier falling into the snow ]
Jessica Antlerdance: Uh.. here, she was just showing the gun to a friend.

[ show skiier falling into the snow ]
Tom Tryman: Yeah.. I think she was just cleaning her gun here, wasn’t she?

[ show skiier falling into the snow ]
Tom Tryman: And, once again, of course, showing the un to a friend.

[ show skiier falling into the snow ]
Tom Tryman: Here, I think she just put the gun down in the snow, and it went off by mistake.

Jessica Antlerdance: That looked almost like skeet shooting!

[ Tom and Jessica laugh playfully ]
Tom Tryman: You must mean ski shooting!

[ Tom and Jessica laugh more sardonically ]
Tom Tryman: Oh, well. This has been Tom Tryman.

Jessica Antlerdance: And Jessica Antlerdance.

Tom Tryman: Here in Vale, Colorado, at the Claudine Longet Invitiational.

Jessica Antlerdance: Ski shooting, that’s very funny! [ laughs ] [ fade ]

**babybear** · 08-29-2022, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

I might agree, but not if you told them to stop by or otherwise expected them to do so. That part wasn't clear.

I went to a client’s house this summer and the wife was topless outside watering the garden.

**riser4** · 08-29-2022, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by babybear

I went to a client’s house this summer and the wife was topless outside watering the garden.

Pics or it didn't happen.

**Timberridge** · 08-29-2022, 11:24 AM

Was she watering her melons?

**Core Shot** · 08-29-2022, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Was she watering her melons?

Melons need soap. Lots of soap. And hand washing.

**krp8128** · 08-29-2022, 06:57 PM

I had a neighbor tell me the other day that she hated how random people walked down their private road. She said "what if I'm walking around naked? It's my right after all!".

I had to refrain from commenting, as her mother was standing next to me, and her and her husband recently had their 2nd baby. Shame, as I had some good ones.

Why do some salad dressing have the squirt top, but other dressings of the same brand and same size don't? I love dumping half a bottle on my salad.

**anotherVTskibum** · 08-30-2022, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

I mean, maybe? But when it’s a teenage girl that you know is coming over, or potentially know who it is at your door, I think you have to cover up. Especially when you are their landlord.

We don’t need to gray-area pedophiles.

I think the context does matter, and I don't recall it being noted in the article--did he know she was likely to be dropping off the check? Especially if he had asked her to do so, that gets into clearly not okay behavior.

Also, that it was a business transaction raises the bar, even if he was using his home for the business. Random salesperson walks up to the door and you answer as you are? Meh, that seems more like their problem than yours. Tenant that you told to drop the check at your house? Entirely different.

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**Timberridge** · 08-30-2022, 06:43 AM

Alas, we might never know the answer. It's best to move on.

KQ · 09-03-2022, 08:56 AM