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    Grinch's eMTB thread

    Here ya go, Grinch, your very own platform to spread the gospel of Eeeeeb.

    Go Nuts.
    sproing!

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    Are you sure this doesn't belong in the bullfighting forum?

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    They're just fucking bikes, go ride 'em not bitch about 'em.

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    Coming soon, the eski! Now with a simple stride, you can effortlessly be whisked to the top of the skin track. Going up is even more fun than down. No more mini golf lines, you're playing the the full course now. With the eski, the entire backcountry zone can be tracked out by noon so you can get home in time to update instagram.

    Prototype of the esurf is going well. Anyone can now paddle through breakers with the esurf. Ideal for land locked haoles who are stuck in the whitewater all day.

    Unfortunately, only approved in Europe, and Canada, for now.

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    Put me down for an eski with throttle. I don't want a pedal assist eski. Too much work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by altasnob View Post
    Coming soon, the eski! Now with a simple stride, you can effortlessly be whisked to the top of the skin track. Going up is even more fun than down. No more mini golf lines, you're playing the the full course now. With the eski, the entire backcountry zone can be tracked out by noon so you can get home in time to update instagram.

    Prototype of the esurf is going well. Anyone can now paddle through breakers with the esurf. Ideal for land locked haoles who are stuck in the whitewater all day.

    Unfortunately, only approved in Europe, and Canada, for now.
    Haha. I'm in for a setup.

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    You hacks can't hang. Delete your posts! EXO posters!

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    ..... and we’re off!

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    You pinky lifting posers can take your penny farthing for your double latte mochachinos. Im packin 50's into the bush wrastlin cougs



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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    Put me down for an eski with throttle. I don't want a pedal assist eski. Too much work.
    Im in!

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    I clicked in thinking this was going to be about EMT-Basic.

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    I'm going to put the over/under on this thread at 65 pages.

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    This thread is calling out for an alias of eGrinch.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    You chincers need to get with the program. Here's a cheap one you can prob get in january. Probably still can't handle the Epowah though

    https://instagram.com/rhain_emtb.co?igshid=zxnvo6csj1v1

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    Serious, pull your finger out. This one 3500usd and dialed as is. Bosch gen 4, yari blah blah blah. Great fit for you girlish figure long leg short torso sallys. Long cs and not long reach

    https://essentialmtb.com/2020/07/the...back-in-stock/

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