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    Formula for the number of bikes you should own.

    Proper # Bikes = N + 1

    N = number of bikes you currently own



    Seems about right to me. I always want a new bike, regardless of what I have. Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy w/ the bikes I have, but I definitely could use more.
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    i agree. I would like to add a hardtail to my present quiver, but i won't, seems like overkill.

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    for me it's N - x + 2

    x - current piece of shit that I use for xc


    yes, I know this is the same as your formula bags...

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    I like it! My plus 1 is a big squish bike to go with the roadie and the xc full sus rig.
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    Can't argue with mathematics, it's universal.

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    is this scientific fact that i can present to my wife as irrefutable proof that i need a bigger travel bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle
    is this scientific fact that i can present to my wife as irrefutable proof that i need a bigger travel bike?
    Yes this is a great scientific fact, you should use this to your advantage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley
    Proper # Bikes = N + 1

    N = number of bikes you currently own
    Mmmmm, I sense a moral failing on my part because at the moment I am oddly content with my tiny two-wheeled quiver. (You call that a quiver?!!) So I guess I'd argue that in certain circumstances:

    Proper # Bikes = N + new skis
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monique
    Mmmmm, I sense a moral failing on my part because at the moment I am oddly content with my tiny two-wheeled quiver. (You call that a quiver?!!) So I guess I'd argue that in certain circumstances:

    Proper # Bikes = N + new skis
    That's a whole different formula.

    Skis = Quiver
    Bike = Stable
    Stable != Quiver
    Thus:
    Proper Quiver size = N +1(z)
    N = number of skis you currently own
    z = that backcountry setup I've been thinking about
    Last edited by bagtagley; 08-11-2005 at 09:50 AM.
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    [QUOTE=bagtagley]Proper # Bikes = N + 1

    N = number of bikes you currently own


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    How did you come up with N + just 1? I know sometimes I may want like 5 new, totally different bikes. Although can never afford any of those.

    I think that equation works fine for skis too.

    And how do I add the gear or custom parts that I would need to go with my new ride into this equation? Would that be:

    Proper # Bikes = N + 1 +(G + P)
    N = number of bikes you currently own
    G = gear needed to go with this bike
    P = custom parts needed to make the bike yours

    But what about us broke asses. What equation would we use? Or are we just SOL, with no equation because N is not a constant number. It either goes up or down depending on different variables.
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