Immediate skunk problem

[Lee Murian]

What to do?? Just now listening to critter in the dog food in the pantry closet. Open the door to stare down at a fucking skunk. Homie is just sitting there munching away, I'm freaking out...Looking to see if pellet gun at close range will do it, got an ice tool...AARRGGGHHH!!!

[ill-advised strategy]

Had same situation recently. We had luck with windex, sprayed from a distance.

Not aggro enough to prompt skunk to spray, but weird and unpleasant for mr skunk.

[ill-advised strategy]

Plus...by spraying him with people-y smell you’re speaking his language.

[ill-advised strategy]

Or probably any cleaning product that sprays.

[Lee Murian]

I scattered moth balls, no effect. I think it can't find it's way out. looking for gun

[ill-advised strategy]

Also, better to let him eat until he’s full and go away than to freak out and get yourself sprayed in the house.

[ill-advised strategy]

You don’t have spray stuff for cleaning the toilet? Kitchen?

these friggin unsanitary ass ski bums man....

[char_]

Live stream to Facebook. Make sure you hold the phone vertical.

[Lee Murian]

I don't want to spray him and have him spary back. opening every door and will try to scoot him out...

[ill-advised strategy]

Be nice to lil skunkz.

He just wants to nom some foodz and #metoo ur catz

[ill-advised strategy]

I don't want to spray him and have him spary back. opening every door and will try to scoot him out...

Spray worked for me! Spray from a distance, through a cracked door

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

It's pretty hard to do a no-stink kill shot on a skunk. Definitely don't try it in the house.

Wait until it leaves, if it's getting in through the dog door, you're going to have to close that up for awhile.

[Core Shot]

Do you have a maul?

[Timberridge]

Put him in box, wrap it nicely and send him to TahoeJ's ex wife.

[Vt-Freeheel]

[jackstraw]

Is it wrong that I'm laughing right now?

[Lee Murian]

now the fucker is behind the stove, walked out past me with his tail in the air as I sprayed windex. walked right past the open door outside and cruised into the kitchen. every door in the house is open, it's like 30 degrees inside, standing by with video mode in vertical...

[Timberridge]

Oh boy.
Put on some Metallica. Skunks hate Metallica.

[Cruiser]

^^^ Or kid rock. Everyone, including skunks, hates kid rock.

[TNKen]

If you don't know how to shoot a skunk, you will have a bigger problem than you do now.

If he starts stamping his front feet, he wants to play with you.

Show him to the dog.

[ill-advised strategy]

Hot dog on some fishing line.

As he approaches pull it outside!

[Vt-Freeheel]

Skunks and hippies both stink so Slayer is your best move

[ill-advised strategy]

OMG THIS IS AWFUL

I CANT GO SKI UNTIL I KNOW EVERYTHING’S OK

be nice to mr skunk pls!!!
He’s just tryin’ to eat.

[splat]

Haven't had them in house but def on porch eating dog food while the dog frozen in place two feet away. They really like cat food. Make a food trail outdoors for it to follow. Our hood was full of skunks. Dog got sprayed, I got sprayed while riding my bike. Finally a guy in the hood put rat poison laced cat food where they hung out, in culverts undeer the roads, and we've been skunk free for years. They have weird emerald eyes at night when a flashlight hits them.

[ill-advised strategy]