I’m not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

[AK47bp]

We're lucky he can spare us the time... when he should be picketing Netflix's HQ.

With that kind of mental prowess surprised he didn’t picket Showtime over Game of Thrones gratuitous sexposition.


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[Benny Profane]

"I really believe that if Jesus was physically on the Earth today he wouldn't be riding a donkey"

No motherfucker, he'd be flying around like Superman zapping evil shits like you with his Lazer eyes.

[MakersTeleMark]

I worship satan because I figure he's the real one I'll need to court favor with.

[k2skier112]

I used to be more of the: “Hey, whatever you believe is fine, just don’t bother me with it.” But lately so many of their things are messing with my life, (not just moron movies and TV shows), that I’m fed up with their assholiness.

This works for the MAGA crowd too.

[k2skier112]

But, what if, the Christians are wrong, and the Jews got it right. Christians copied Judaism after all.

[hawkgt]

GD this is funny

[stuckathuntermtn]

https://i.imgur.com/R2oeJsw_d.jpg
No, this

[frorider]

^^ can’t see shit.

[evdog]

[KQ]

[emoji56]

[wooley12]

Saw this bumper sticker and it cracked me up

I LOVE JESUS - I CAN'T STAND SOME OF HIS FRIENDS

[Jong Lafitte]

"I really believe that if Jesus was physically on the Earth today he wouldn't be riding a donkey"

“A long tube with a bunch of demons”

Lol.

Is that a commercial jet, or are you just happy to see me?


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[I've seen black diamonds!]

Reminds me of this:

https://news.avclub.com/back-in-1999...t-h-1798246714

[frorider]

Breaking news:

The Return to Order campaign, an offshoot of the US Foundation for a Christian Civilization, initially directed its ire at Netflix, calling for the site to “stop promoting evil” and “pull this series at once”.

The petition was updated on Thursday to reflect the “oversight by Return to Order staff” and acknowledge that the “offensive” series had, in fact, been released by Amazon.

The correction did not come in time to prevent both Netflix and Amazon from getting in on the fun. “Ok we promise not to make any more,” tweeted Netflix yesterday. “Hey @netflix, we’ll cancel Stranger Things if you cancel Good Omens,” tweeted Amazon Prime.

[SkiBall]

“A long tube with a bunch of demons”

Lol.

Is that a commercial jet, or are you just happy to see me?


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This Copeland dude is beyond creepy.

[dunfree]

Haha. I never pegged Timber as a butthurt bible-thumper.

Lots of people have pegged Timber.

[Benny Profane]

Now they have their own cops. https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/21/polit...rnd/index.html

Fucking Alabama.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Now they have their own cops. https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/21/polit...rnd/index.html

Fucking Alabama.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/18/n...m-bullies.html


Hacidic security force in Brooklyn has been known to beat up and occasional black or brown man, but I'm sure the church cops in Alabama hold themselves to a higher standard because they have the straight dope on Jesus.

How long until he see widespread privatized police forces?

[pureantigravity]

I wish some of these televangelists would fuck off and die.
Criminal Cunts.
I'd piss on them a thousand times.
Frauds.
OTOH _ I do think Billy Graham and Mother Theresa were the real deal.
Live and let live.
Unless they are banging your daughter.
God Bless Shotguns.

[TBS]

At a family reunion several years ago, a cousin was regaling my brother and I about how he was saved from death because he was a Christian.
“I fell asleep and drove off the road down a steep bank to the river. I survived because my Guardian Angel was watching over me.”

My brother and I looked at each other and simultaneously broke into guffaws.

Cousin asked “what’s so funny about that?”

Bro looked at cuz, barely able to catch his breath, and said “Your Guardian Angel is an idiot. Why did het let you fall asleep and total your car when he’s supposed to be watching over you? I suggest you pray hard for Jesus to get you an Angel that knows what he’s doing. You may not get another chance”.

[riser4]

I wish some of these televangelists would fuck off and die.
Criminal Cunts.
I'd piss on them a thousand times.
Frauds.
OTOH _ I do think Billy Graham and Mother Theresa were the real deal.
Live and let live.
Unless they are banging your daughter.
God Bless Shotguns.

Mother Theresa yes, Billy Graham, absolutely no fucking way, he's exactly why I don't want to have anything to do with Christians/social conservatives. He was most definitely NOT live and let live.

[pureantigravity]

Mother Theresa yes, Billy Graham, absolutely no fucking way, he's exactly why I don't want to have anything to do with Christians/social conservatives. He was most definitely NOT live and let live.

For example?

[iceman]

Maybe read some Hitchens on Mother Theresa. He was not a fan. To say the least.

For example:

"[Mother Teresa] was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction."

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...er-teresa.html

He wrote a book on her, https://www.amazon.com/Missionary-Po...gateway&sr=8-1

[Buster Highmen]

Mother Theresa yes, .

Read 'The Missionary Position' by Chris Hitchens.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Mother Theresa raised a great deal of money to convert heathens to Catholicism and provide shitty medical care. Scam Artist. Fuck her.