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  1. 05-08-2019, 04:44 PM #1
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    What would your pets Tinder profile pic look like?

    and what would it say?

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    My dogs' tinder pages would probably be pretty sad since they're all neutered.
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    I don’t know, but he would be swiping right on every pic of a bitch with a tennis ball, that’s for sure.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    The male would say “I can’t promise I won’t bite and rip the shit out of you if you rub my stomach, even if I ask you to.”
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    The female would say “I won’t care what you think.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
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    That's the cutest thing I seen all day. Thanks!

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    Dogs will get down with any dog; no need to waste time on a profile. Unless Apple can make an I phone that exudes dog butt smell.
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    run with me, bitch

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    But hes already taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
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    Please tell me there's not that much snow on the ground now
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    What would your pets Tinder profile pic look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Please tell me there's not that much snow on the ground now
    No, we were supposed to get 3-5” today but it sat at 35 degrees and poured rain. I got a bus with a bad wiper transmission, so half the day the wiper was flopping off the side of the windshield. I finally stopped and pulled the whole arm off on the roadside and realigned it so the overshoot was on the low side instead. It was delightful. Living the dream.
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