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  1. 04-20-2019, 05:26 PM #1
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    Inappropriate quotes from The Ten Commandments

    Every year something else makes me laugh that I hadn't noticed or didn't think as wrongly about. I'm going to Hell for this but every year I laugh when the narrator says "and Moses held the Rod of God in his hand"..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post

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    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
    -Carl Sagan
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    Just kinda happy that guy dropped that one tablet so we didn't have 20. I saw in that historical documentary by Mel Brooks I think it was.
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    10 Commandments were on two tablets.
    Mary Madeline coined the phrase "Burning Bush"...just ask Jesus.
    Peter may have heard the cock crow three times, but Judas was the infinite jerk-off.
    Thou shall not commit adultery, except for Herrod, because "it is good to be the King!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    10 Commandments were on two tablets.
    Are you calling Mel Brooks a liar?
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    Pope Francis just cancelled Easter tomorrow...



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    Moses' wife Sephra aged well..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    Just kinda happy that guy dropped that one tablet so we didn't have 20. I saw in that historical documentary by Mel Brooks I think it was.
    I bring unto you these 15, whoops, 10 commandments for you to love by!
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    Moses' wife Sephra aged well..
    Oh hi.
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    Just an uneducated guess.
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