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03-21-2019, 09:40 PM #401Funky But Chic
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You know what always works is an exclamation point. A smile and a little pep go a long ways and are not generally found to be objectionable, unless they are being used sarcastically, which I've been known to do.
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03-21-2019, 10:17 PM #402
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03-23-2019, 04:01 AM #403
I think some guys "get away with it" = they are seen as attractive by women, and they can "grab them by the pussy" as it were, and the girls let them, for better or worse. This is probably .0000001% of guys. The rest of us are all like "so your telling me there's a chance..."
Probably most of us realize as we age and gain wisdom, that we are/were not/not ever attractive to women, and therefore don't say/do the same stupid shit we did as kids. But some still do. Those are the idiots, or the ones with big schlongs, or both. The thing is, boiled down, this shit sometimes works... we all see it, and we are all mystified, but sometimes otherwise deplorable behavior results in a man receiving consensual sexual attention from an actual living woman. Just like telemarketers sometimes sell people a lifetime laptop repair policy, people sometimes enter into mutual sexual encounters after initially inauspicious interactions... e.g. "damn girl, you be lookin sweet", "hey babe, want to check out my car stereo" etc...
I think the problem is, we men are too fucking stupid to realize that this is only working for the variously endowed, and we shouldn't all do this. I mean, I can shoot a 3 every now and then, but I'm no Steph Curry, as it were... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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03-23-2019, 04:36 AM #404Registered User
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Had a waitress call me “darlin” the other day. Should I have gotten upset?
I suspect it was just a tactic to maximize tips. And it worked.
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03-23-2019, 07:18 AM #405I drink it up
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03-23-2019, 09:21 AM #406
When my dad was in a nursing home and couldn't walk, he'd have fun by with the aides guessing their bra size. They all thought he was a hoot and cried at his funeral. The correct answers to some life questions are situational.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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03-23-2019, 10:39 AM #407Registered User
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