Need a resume and reference? I can also supply transcripts and a Vita. $140 an hour sounds awesome. I can easily put in 12 and do so often. 16 for four days straight is my PR.
I hope I didn’t write anything that misconstrued my intelligence and experience that badly. I know TGR is where we all get to be taught we are dumber than we are.
Big picture. I am kid of poverty that was just figuring out how this all worked as I entered into the low middle class, and the new tax law changed the rules of the game.
https://www.brookings.edu/articles/t...ve-it-to-them/
For instance, if we are to itemize now, or presumably in the future, we will need to go back and change how we file our 1098 because of our cash out refinance. People still can claim the interest on a second home, but better not claim it on whatever cash wasn’t used on “substantial improvements” (it’s a damn good thing our interior paint was in conjunction with a kitchen revamp or it wouldn’t have counted. Also, looking at that change, what about the people who cashed out 20 years ago, they have to pony up the receipts to prove how they spent it? Grandfather is only granted to pre 1987. This seems like a monumental shift in the tax code that has gotten relatively no coverage in media or financial advice circles.
Last year, the feds send us some un-solicited checks for our children and then say never-mind, you owe us $6k still even though we were claiming total of 2 exemptions for a family of four. Then we get told, oh here is this new W4 it’s going to fix it all. It’s a good thing we tucked that money away banking on the giving it right back.
I grew up preparing my mom’s 1040EZ for her. I think I was 15 when I started doing her taxes, yes with the paper form. Pretty simple. Single mother of one with shit for income. Standard deduction, claim 2 and the EIC here’s her return check of $200 and maybe it was enough for a new baseball glove and a diner put together. By college I was completing the 1040A for myself. Gotta tax that work study and scholarships. No stream of money goes untaxed, right?
Now both the 1040 EZ and 1040A are historic documents.
When the wife was working part time and we were doing everything we could to not send our kids off to daycare it was finally the big time. We are adults with the 1040 and better save every fucking record of any piece of kid clothing or item we handed off to Goodwill.
When my mom died in 2015 I got the pleasure of filing her taxes even after she dead. She really earned some big time money while she was getting chemo and radiation on her lunch breaks! Oh but the medical expenses weren’t just quite enough to actually claim (damn good thing she had supplemental coverage by then) so better again account for all the little shit that was passed from a dead woman to Goodwill, so she doesn’t actually still owe more.
This particular W2 just threw me for a loop. Netting 3 checks of less than $100 and giving almost $2100 to the feds I just kinda thought my tax picture would have improved by a bit more. That teaches me my new tax lesson, don’t just kinda assume shit with our tax code and better actually crunch the numbers.
I will sleep better tonight though knowing I did my civic duty this year and paid more taxes than Jeff Bezos and all the rich fucks who helped write the new code.
Again, anyone want to get in on the ground floor of creating my holy mountain tax shelter for skiers? I brought the idea; who can cook the books? I am sure we can somehow justify that we didn’t receive “substantial pleasure” while we were congregating on the ski slopes.
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