
Originally Posted by
Groomer Gambler
If I move back east (which I strongly don't want to do) I would not ski anymore. That doesn't mean I wouldn't take a job in NY, Boston, D.C., etc...it's just that if I moved back I would not move back with the intent on skiing again. I do not miss the crowds, narrow runs, constant ice, "powder day" with three inches of snow that gets scraped off in a matter of 1 hour, annoying east coast snobs, New England snobs, New Jersey bros, Long Islanders at Hunter Mountain, more ice at Whiteface Mountain, Vermont hippy bros, Greek Peak (enough said), hippies that only talk about how they ski at Mad River, Ski the East stickers on everything, subzero temps, even colder subzero temps when you factor in 30mph windchills, super tight glades where you constantly have to watch out for ice patch plus random death mogul causing tree impalement, Tom Brady Uggs, moguls in general that are 99% scraped off ice, get bored with steep ice run -> go to terrain park and feel impending death on ice block jump, people who take a trip out west then can't stop talking about the "epic" conditions out west, people who take ski trips out west or euro in general, east coast bro shred talk lingo, making fun of gapers for 70mm wide 2x4 race skis -> then getting older yourself and realizing that really 1970s long narrow stiff race skis are pretty much the only ski that actually makes sense for the Northeast.
Then top all that off with a $100 lift ticket!
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