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11-13-2018, 02:17 PM #1
Do You Fellatiate your Red Wine (Bottles)?
I personally never have but I seem to recall divegirl trying it once.
Techniques so you don't chip a tooth are appreciated."Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying
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11-13-2018, 03:34 PM #2
Ask Divegirl for tips. I recall a night in my apartment where she was fellatiating a vodka bottle. She could have gone pro
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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11-13-2018, 04:18 PM #3
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11-13-2018, 04:42 PM #4
Fellate. The word you’re looking for is Fellate.
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11-13-2018, 04:47 PM #5Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-13-2018, 05:19 PM #6
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11-13-2018, 05:36 PM #7Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-13-2018, 06:05 PM #8Funky But Chic
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11-13-2018, 06:17 PM #9
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11-13-2018, 06:54 PM #10“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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11-13-2018, 07:00 PM #11
Hopefully they've switched to LED.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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11-13-2018, 07:22 PM #12Funky But Chic
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11-13-2018, 07:29 PM #13Registered User
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But not in Nature???
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11-13-2018, 07:32 PM #14Funky But Chic
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No, the joke is, "just not all together".
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11-13-2018, 07:39 PM #15
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11-13-2018, 08:05 PM #16
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11-13-2018, 09:12 PM #17
I'm sure the standard excuse is "I fell on it," which is pretty hard to believe. Funny thing is, I know someone who fell while roughhousing drunk and took a mostly direct hit to the rectum with a small lava lamp.
The party was on a friend's parents' rural farm 30 minutes out of town by gravel road. After the unfortunate fall, the host and his brother load lava lamp face down into the minivan and head to the community hospital.
On call doc is a good family friend of the kid's and wonders what the fuck kind of party he was at, and with no available nurses, gets the other two to scrub in and assist with the extraction of the lava lamp from their buddy's rectum. Apparently the lamp itself was easy enough to get out but the little plastic cap was way up in there.
Lava lamp left town to live with extended family while hoping the whole thing would blow over. He came back to town the following September to finish up highschool, and received a welcome home gift of a lava lamp from almost every student.Last edited by wicked_sick; 11-13-2018 at 09:40 PM.
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