Was trying to get home before i shit my pants, just about to make it, and i get the sneeze from hell.
So simultaneously sneezed and crapped my pants!
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08-05-2018, 12:37 PM #1
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Shart ain't got nothing on the Snitze!
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08-05-2018, 01:58 PM #2
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Never trust a sneeze?
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08-05-2018, 02:26 PM #3
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Oh dang!
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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08-05-2018, 02:35 PM #4
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should snitz have an "e?"
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08-05-2018, 02:37 PM #5
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that happened to me camping recently but after beer, german chocolate cake and bad coffee it was sniarrhea.
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08-05-2018, 02:37 PM #6
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after a certain age
Originally Posted by iceman
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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08-05-2018, 03:24 PM #7
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Mine was after 2 diet Monsters, and a bunch of ice cream the night before. Turd it was not. Originally Posted by wyeaster
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08-05-2018, 03:26 PM #8
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Originally Posted by wyeaster
Probably not.
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08-05-2018, 03:55 PM #9
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*backs slowly out of thread*
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