So I just took my cat to the vet for what I'm guessing is going to be a urinary infection. The poor F*cker hasn't been able to relieve himself for about two days now. Anyway the doc gets him on the examination table his assistant is holding the cat down from in front. The doc gets behind the cat puts on a glove lifts the cats tail and insets the gloved finger. As soon as the finger is inserted the cat sprays diarrhea all over the vets face. OMFG! I laughed so hard. I'm going to pick the cat up in about an hour, I'm sure the bill will be inflated due to my uncontrolled laughter.
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Thread: NSR, Cat related
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07-08-2005, 01:00 PM #1
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NSR, Cat related
"For in the end life and liberty can be as much endangered from illegal methods used to convict those thought to be criminals as from the actual criminals themselves".
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07-08-2005, 01:15 PM #2
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Alot of info on the board about getting your colon cleansed and cleaning yourself out today. I guess too little to late for the cat.
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07-08-2005, 01:57 PM #3
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nice, fuck metamucil.. i'm goin to the vet next time i'm plugged up.
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07-08-2005, 02:05 PM #4
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Reminds me of the time I went to the zoo by my parents. I saw the male lion turn around, lift his tail and piss all over a family. The next day a sign saying "caution lion sprays" was place in front of his enclosure.
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07-08-2005, 02:08 PM #5
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Next time shove coffee up the cats ass. Also, keep your head out of the cat's ass's direct line of fire.
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