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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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09-17-2021, 12:35 AM #2176
Around here that box would have been chewed open and half the nuts eaten. The squirrels are seriously getting ready for winter in the last week. I hope that means a big one. I had to take a plastic bag of bird seed my wife left on the deck away from one little guy, but I did scatter some for him.
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09-17-2021, 12:44 AM #2177
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09-17-2021, 01:05 AM #2178
Iceman peruses nuts.com in jeans.
That amuses me.Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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09-17-2021, 07:09 AM #2179www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
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09-17-2021, 08:20 AM #2180
Discovering tile on drywall in the shower stall that had held up for 16 years of family life.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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09-17-2021, 10:58 AM #2181
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09-18-2021, 12:41 PM #2182
When you forget you are in Costco and you reach in your pants to give a good frontal scratch. And then you look up and some old lady is giving you the stinkeye. With a mask on so you can't see her full expression.
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09-18-2021, 12:47 PM #2183
1) what's so unusual about scratching your balls in Costco?
2) how do you forget you are in Costco?
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09-18-2021, 12:57 PM #2184
Give’r the stink eye back, smile and do the Mary Katherine Gallagher sniff test.
Eta photo
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09-18-2021, 02:46 PM #2185
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09-18-2021, 03:26 PM #2186
Things That Amuse You
Do you often forget where you are?
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09-18-2021, 03:29 PM #2187
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09-18-2021, 03:32 PM #2188
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09-18-2021, 11:14 PM #2189
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09-20-2021, 07:30 AM #2190Registered User
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09-20-2021, 01:27 PM #2191
Truckee ground out the bike lane signs painted in the bike lanes and painted new, different ones next to where the old ones were. Why they didn't just paint new ones half way between the old ones and call it good is beyond me.
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09-20-2021, 08:20 PM #2192
Things That Amuse You
working in the ER you get used to being sworn at and insulted and ragged on by fucked up people the cops drag in cuffed
today I think I met the most creative, talented, articulate, and accomplished shit talker I’ve ever met
she was very entertaining
she had the whole crew roaring
I felt worst for the deputy that brought her in. She was still absolutely furious and going off when they left to go to the county jail.Last edited by ~mikey b; 09-20-2021 at 09:25 PM.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-21-2021, 10:38 PM #2193
Things That Amuse You
mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women
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09-21-2021, 11:42 PM #2194
fucking cunt
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-22-2021, 12:08 AM #2195Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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09-22-2021, 06:49 AM #2196www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
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09-22-2021, 08:33 AM #2197
So the reincarnation tour that started with mfcf13/tbssux has now come complete circle with mtngirl79/salvelinusconfluentus?
I can't keep up anymore."timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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09-22-2021, 08:58 AM #2198
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09-22-2021, 09:56 AM #2199
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09-22-2021, 10:11 AM #2200"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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