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    He should pay me for driving people to his site.

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    "I probably shouldn't pre-game if im going to Walmart." - My middle son, 22yo

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    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    "I probably shouldn't pre-game if im going to Walmart." - My middle son, 22yo
    Don't worry, someday he will grow up and learn that YOU ALWAYS PREGAME WALMART!!!! haha

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    Anyone in the market?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    The couch that goes with it?

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    Vinyl for easy cleanup.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Don't worry, someday he will grow up and learn that YOU ALWAYS PREGAME WALMART!!!! haha
    Refer to Husbands of Target for pro tips:

    https://youtu.be/M7xPrf9f7mg?si=qEhsLLhzKxgTfYyp


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    I was out in a local park doing trailwork today. Came across two of these fully functional fountains. Each one was in the middle of a field with no trail to it and located well away from picnic tables and parking. WTF??? Lol



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    yeti and bigfoot get thirsty too. Fact.

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    Call a business just now and get an automated voice message: "Can't take your call right now, press 7 to be transferred to a fax machine"

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Call a business just now and get an automated voice message: "Can't take your call right now, press 7 to be transferred to a fax machine"
    What, you don’t talk fax?
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    What, you don’t talk fax?
    No. Can you whistle 2600 hertz?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    i can not. but captn crunch can.

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    Joybubbles didn't need a whistle.

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    my kid bro

    https://www.tiktok.com/@dangreaneyus...96116521389326


    edit: I cant seem to get it to post as a video, sorry

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    This is awesome Ice. I remember your brother being a writer for the Simpson's. Can anyone dig up a link to to the episode or a clip?

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    Banking on Dan being correct.


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    The Onion ran a full-page ad in the Times this morning with this: https://theonion.comThe Resistance is getting funnier. That' a very good sign.

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    Is this what you’re referring to? https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

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    Yeah thanks, the link I posted timed out or something. Kinda surprises me on the no traction on my brothers thing, but aight.

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    You have to have the tiktok app to look at your tiktok link, that might by why no traction
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    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Hmmm. Seems like the only editor not signing the editorial is George Orwell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    You have to have the tiktok app to look at your tiktok link, that might by why no traction
    Hm. On my computer I can just open it, I havent even tried on my phone but I guess youre right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Hm. On my computer I can just open it, I havent even tried on my phone but I guess youre right.
    I was being lazy. I was thinking that rather being in this thread, your post of your brother belonged in the Things That Make You Say Fuck Yeah thread.

    So, fuck yeah.

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