Better than funny. Although it's funnier if you realize his name is actually Jhostynxon
Better than funny. Although it's funnier if you realize his name is actually Jhostynxon
Bet Elon gets his own name in the desert soon
https://www.google.com/maps/@33.4110...oASAFQAw%3D%3D
^ Damn, that’s pretty cool.
Fred Merz is the Chancellor of Germany. I guess that's better than Lucy Arnaz as POTUS.
Is there some way we can have Lucy instead?
I had an interesting dream last night where I was traveling somewhere and Darth Vader was an administrator for the place. Of course I was a bit wary of him at first--as we know the guy has a proclivity for choking people who disappoint him--but he was actually quite friendly and cordial.
When I drove out of town he was manning the gate and he waived the parking fee for me! I think I said "Thanks Lord Vader!" and he replied "please, call me Darth." Now that I'm awake it's obvious he was trying to lead me to the dark side. I'm sure next it would have been free event tickets or maybe a free timeshare week. This is the part George Lucas seems to have glossed right over in the movies.
Okay, that's a funny dream.
I like that in my dream Vader had to work his way up from some menial, bullshit job.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Last night I had a recurring dream of being a secret agent working with the resistance in Amsterdam to kill Nazis. That would amuse anyone who knows me. I did spend most of the dream trying to get out, which is more my style.
I had that same dream! Only I was in Washington DC, dreams are so weird
It's not funny but it's kinda funny
Sign held up by a protestor at Sugarbush, where the VP took his family skiing last weekend--"Vance Skis in Jeans".
Jeans?? Seems too nice and normal; I mean, we've all been there, right?
Thinking that skiing in jeans is "nice and normal" is bannable around here. Maybe you've been there. Not me. And I never will, mainly because my jeans don't fit any more.
I think it started with "Cheney ski's in Jeans" stickers, and then "Trump Ski's in Jeans", now we have photographic proof that "JD Ski's in Jeans". Given his hillbilly upbringing it does seem in line with all stereotypes.
More of a giant douche in wranglers sliding across snow on what just so happened to be skis. But you know they were made in China.
Cashier at the liquor store after I checked out: "bye for now!"
Last edited by dan_pdx; 03-05-2025 at 09:08 AM.
Vermonters have a level below “skis in jeans”. Ha!
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OMG. That is fucking funny. How stupid do you have to be to put your cast iron anything in the dishwasher?
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