Things That Amuse You

[old goat]

I must have told this one before, but when I was framing the second story on our house my 3 year old would be up there with me. One day I found him sitting in the backyard with a chunk of 2x4, pounding 16d nails into it with a hammer, going "oh, shit. oh shit."

[MultiVerse]

Banksy Animals

[riser4]

Banksy Animals

Is that a Fiat? Is that Rhino fucking a Fiat?

[Meadow Skipper]

Is that a Fiat? Is that Rhino fucking a Fiat?

I mean sure. Fuck Fiats, right?

[TBS]

When our youngest was about 3, her grandma asked her to pass something at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Kid responded with “fuck you, honey.”

[old goat]

Jamie Dimon Chairman of JPMorgan Chase telling PBS why the country is so divided. Apparently the big banks and Wall St have nothing to do with it.

[J. Barron DeJong]

When our youngest was about 3, her grandma asked her to pass something at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Kid responded with “fuck you, honey.”

When my son was 3, his scooter rolled down the driveway into the street and he gave a nonchalant ‘oh, fuck’.

[::: :::]

I just learned Peter Marshall, longtime host of The Hollywood Squares who passed away today, was originally named Ralph Pierre LaCock

[plugboots]

I just learned Peter Marshall, longtime host of The Hollywood Squares who passed away today, was originally named Ralph Pierre LaCock

Fuckin a you killed me.

[MultiVerse]

Bwahahaha, zinger from get off my lawn guy

[PB]

Bwahahaha, zinger from get off my lawn guy

BRILLIANT!!!!

[Touring_Sedan]

Bwahahaha, zinger from get off my lawn guy

I parked our "dump truck" a '97 F-150 that's 78% rust next to a Telsa bro today. We both arrived back at our whips at the same time. I took him 4 tries and two phones before he could just get in the Model Y. As I was easing my chariot on fire back out of my spot, I couldn't help but to ask him if he wanted to borrow my key.

[dunfree]

The cybertruck with a wrap that on the hood said “iroof” buddy, you are driving the rophmobile.

[The AD]

Headline today:

Owner of the 7-Eleven convenience store chain gets takeover bid from Canada’s Couche-Tard

[old goat]

The predictive text on my phone is now in Blackfoot.

[El Chupacabra]

.........

[HappyCamper]

Seen in a restaurant bathroom:



I risked it but thankfully it did not unleash a black hole.


The seemingly gratuitous (maybe?) umlaut also amused me.


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[PB]

It's official: we've graduated from amusing to f'ing HILARIOUS!!!!

[Buzzworthy]

Got an email today Jane’s Addiction is coming to the venue 2 miles away in October. Great little venue, haven’t seen them in about 30 years live. So asked my coworkers if it’s cool to change the music to them.

They said who?
Not one of them have ever heard of Jane’s Addiction. I went to another department and struck out again.
I smirked. Amusing.

[pfluffenmeister]

/\/\/\ Nothing's Shocking!

[skaredshtles]

Got an email today Jane’s Addiction is coming to the venue 2 miles away in October. Great little venue, haven’t seen them in about 30 years live. So asked my coworkers if it’s cool to change the music to them.

They said who?
Not one of them have ever heard of Jane’s Addiction. I went to another department and struck out again.
I smirked. Amusing.

Those band members have *got* to be pickled by heroin by now, don't they??

[heckacali]

Keith Richards would like a word....

[californiagrown]

Those band members have *got* to be pickled by heroin by now, don't they??

Keith Richards would like a word....

Pickling is a great way to preserve things. Just stay away from Coconuts.

[Name Redacted]

Got an email today Jane’s Addiction is coming to the venue 2 miles away in October. Great little venue, haven’t seen them in about 30 years live. So asked my coworkers if it’s cool to change the music to them.

They said who?
Not one of them have ever heard of Jane’s Addiction. I went to another department and struck out again.
I smirked. Amusing.

One of my employees had never heard of Primus, who is coming to our local amphitheater this week.

[skaredshtles]

Pickling is a great way to preserve things. Just stay away from Coconuts.

Agreed - it's just that pickled is generally a good way to ruin the music. Although Richards *does* provide an example of this theory not being strictly accurate...