Things That Amuse You

[petey_]

Been a senior for a few years and had a funny incident checking into a provincial park. Young buddy in the park office asked me if I'm still eligible for senior's rate. My retort was that I am not getting any younger. The two young women behind the desk with him chuckled. Wondered if a tip was in order. Nah!

[evdog]

Costco parking carnage when everyone is tying to get out and others pull in all at once while the lane is blocked.

Silver honda can't pull in to the spot on the right that is blocked by the black suv (or whatever it is) because the black suv is blocked by the hyundai which is blocked by the honda. And so on all down the aisle.

[old goat]

My wife: Why aren’t the wind turbines turning?
Me: because there’s no wind
Wife: But don’t they have motors that turn them?

[skaredshtles]

My wife: Why aren’t the wind turbines turning?
Me: because there’s no wind
Wife: But don’t they have motors that turn them?

[Danno]

ha, I almost posted the Nathan Fillion gif, same idea.

[Danno]

This amuses me

[skaredshtles]

This amuses me

"I don't believe you."

-Core Shot, probably

[Core Shot]

"I don't believe you."

-Core Shot, probably

Heh.

Happy 9/11

Let’s kill some Arabs. Somewhere.

[evdog]

The last couple days I've gotten a few dozen or so spam/scam emails for a "tactical hiking stick" or "the military's tactical 15 in 1 hiking stick." Not clicking on it to find out what the 15 functions are. Any speculation?

[Meadow Skipper]

The last couple days I've gotten a few dozen or so spam/scam emails for a "tactical hiking stick" or "the military's tactical 15 in 1 hiking stick." Not clicking on it to find out what the 15 functions are. Any speculation?

Would you look on Amazon to learn?
https://www.amazon.com/Prime-Adventu...df_B0C86S9Z91/

I’m tempted to Rick roll you, but I didn’t.

[The AD]

Hmm. Trekking pole, compass, camera monopod, ruler, wildlife prod? That's all I've got.

[evdog]

Would you look on Amazon to learn?
https://www.amazon.com/Prime-Adventu...df_B0C86S9Z91/

I’m tempted to Rick roll you, but I didn’t.

I actually did google it and click the amazon link. It only listed 8-9 functions though. And maybe I'm too optimistic but was hoping for something more creative than bottle opener, etc. But judging by the garbage AI-written description I'm not surprised. Guess AI can't count above nine?

[The AD]

I prefer strategic hiking poles to tactical, personally.

[ötzi]

Just get a shovel.

https://youtu.be/6ryyAenmzHM?si=hXZ03gCWsbCT-mwL

[muted reborn]

That stick is something I'd get really excited about as a 10 year old boy and probably save my aalowance to buy.

[evdog]

Come to think of it I actually have something similar, so maybe I shouldn't make fun of it. Although mine has more practical attachments than the "Tactistick". Like Mcleod head, Rogue hoe head, shovel head, rake, saw, etc. I just need the angry hiker attachment so I can use it as a hiking stick lol

[El Chupacabra]

That stick is something I'd get really excited about as a 10 year old boy and probably save my aalowance to buy.

Like a Rambo knife with matchsticks and a compass in the handle.

[Danno]

Strangest spam text ever:

"Good afternoon, are you coming over for dinner tonight? We're making fried chicken and apple crisp"

[El Chupacabra]

Stranger spam text ever:

"Good afternoon, are you coming over for dinner tonight? We're making fried chicken and apple crisp"

"Yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world! Clothing optional, as usual, right?"

[riser4]

Strangest spam text ever:

"Good afternoon, are you coming over for dinner tonight? We're making fried chicken and apple crisp"

That's pretty much what I've been getting for quite a while.

[anotherVTskibum]

FDA finally came to the conclusion that millions of Americans reached years ago: new (non-meth-ingredient) Sudafed doesn't work. Or, in scientific terms, pseudoephedrine works, phenylephrine does not.


https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/12/h...smid=url-share

[halliday]

Just get a shovel.

https://youtu.be/6ryyAenmzHM?si=hXZ03gCWsbCT-mwL

That's a pretty amazing video. They are going at it with the shovels like the survival of communism and The Party depend on it. Those boys aren't fucking around.

[::: :::]

Surely one of them made a gigantic penis& balls as they dug to entertain themselves but no, just the heroic music

[muted reborn]

Like a Rambo knife with matchsticks and a compass in the handle.

yes! I had that at as a teenager.

[riser4]

yes! I had that at as a teenager.

Redneck.