Things That Amuse You

[riser4]

We use cloth napkins. It’s just a much better experience. No patterns or seasons though.

I don't like washing them with clothing (dirty underwear) and I don't want to spend the money on enough napkins to be able to save up for a washer load of just napkins.

[Mustonen]

We wash them with towels and sheets.

[PB]

Yeah, like with the skid marks?!?!?


.... said the Geezer.

[old goat]

Paper towels, 100%.

And considering the number of veterans living with PTSD I think a heads up that there will be sounds of gunfire coming through the car radio seems pretty reasonable and kind to me..

I hadn't considered that angle. Thanks for pointing out. I was thinking of the typical bleeding heart liberal NPR listener like me.

[XXX-er]

Last month a cop popped off 2 groups of 3 shots 50ft from where i was on the couch watching " Vendetta " on Netflix and I never heard the 9mm neither did the other neighbor also watching netflix

[old goat]

The cops in Canada use silencers? I guess it's more polite to not annoy the neighbors when they shoot someone.

[Ted Striker]

Shoot the perp, walk up to the body, "sorey buddy"

[gravitylover]

Napkins? Fuck that. Bounty half sheets for the win.

[J. Barron DeJong]

[evdog]

Team maga planning to sue Budweiser for tanking it's stock price, causing financial losses. Wasn't it team maga who called for the boycotts that caused sales to drop....and the stock price tanking? LOL

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/comp...5ca4ff8&ei=234

[PB]

Sounds like a Boebert move.

[old goat]

Stephen Miller obviously sleeps in his coffin in the day and only comes out at night. I haven't seen anyone so white since that picture of Musk with his shirt off.

[skaredshtles]

Team maga planning to sue Budweiser for tanking it's stock price, causing financial losses. Wasn't it team maga who called for the boycotts that caused sales to drop....and the stock price tanking? LOL

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/comp...5ca4ff8&ei=234

Obviously playing 4d tiddlywinks, that bunch.

[riser4]

Stephen Miller obviously sleeps in his coffin in the day and only comes out at night. I haven't seen anyone so white since that picture of Mush with his shirt off.

Snork.

[Timberridge]

Who here hasn't wanted to do this??

[MontuckyFried]

Driving by a strip mall today I saw one storefront that was a tattoo parlor. The one right after it was a tattoo removal place. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same owner. GENIUS!!!

[Flounder]

New sign for North Prospect street, someone’s got a sense of humor. South Prospect is still list as S Prospect.

[riser4]

New sign for North Prospect street, someone’s got a sense of humor. South Prospect is still list as S Prospect.

Like. That's funny. I know that corner and building all too well. And I dunno about No Prospects, there's a few nice houses out that street.

[Mustonen]

Driving by a strip mall today I saw one storefront that was a tattoo parlor. The one right after it was a tattoo removal place. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same owner. GENIUS!!!

I was talking to somebody about this the other day. They were looking into investing in a hideously expensive tattoo removal device. Wanted an investor and were thinking about where to set up shop. For both, I suggested the tattoo parlor in town that has plenty of room to add a little office suite.

[pfluffenmeister]

Who here hasn't wanted to do this??

Loses his commitment at the last second and hits the brakes right when you're supposed to gun it.

[mcski]

Just a good ol boy…

[babybear]

Who here hasn't wanted to do this??

What a dipshit. Should be a Darwin candidate.

[BmillsSkier]

Just a good ol boy…

Damnit, you beat me to it.

At least let me put a video up.

[mcski]

Thanks. I was too lazy to link to the video so kudos on the real work done here [emoji106]

[Lvovsky]

Al Pacino, 83, is making baby with a 29 yo.

Or should this go in ‘Athletic performance in your 40s’ thread?