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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    This gives me a chance to ask a question I've had ever since I spotted that note: what if you just had a blank piece of paper under your windshield wiper? Would you assume it was from some disgruntled passee or would that just be confusing?

    I have this theory that many people who get notes would be just as irritated by a blank one as if someone had written twatwaffle on a doily, kicked their door and pissed on the handle. But that's probably wrong.
    I could give a shit about a note or a blank piece of paper. Pissing on the door handle, gross, but meh.

    Kicking the door. A problem.

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    I know it's a pain in the ass for the users, but guy on a buffalo is pretty damn amusing.

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    I like the blank note idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    I like the blank note idea.
    I’d prefer the Death Note for those folks.

    I’m amused/annoyed by the fact that DraftKings is pimping themselves as the “local” sportsbook now that sports gambling is legal in MA. Like when you lose your shirt, the money is maybe somehow staying in the community.
    Bet $5, get $200 to bet.

    Commercials all over the place with athletes like KG and Chara, but also Lenny Clarke and Todd Angilly (the newer guy who sings the anthem at bruins games).

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    The new local NPR news reporter from NJ was doing the 1 line mountain weather forecast and said Crested Butt. He'll be a local in no time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I know it's a pain in the ass for the users, but guy on a buffalo is pretty damn amusing.
    Wait, what?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    [QUOTE=JimmyCarter;6824105 Todd Angilly (the newer guy who sings the anthem at bruins games).[/QUOTE]

    Black tie or cocktail attire? (It has always amused me that hockey players--the most thuggish of athletes--come to work in suits and the coaches wear them during the game.)

    In a fairly empty lot at Alpine Meadows today, cars parked every which way.. It occured to me that we skiers assert our rebellious nature by not parking inside the lines. Which is pretty pathetic when you think about it.

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    If you do the Instaface whoever they've got doing the National Park Service's page now is worth a follow. Pretty funny posts.

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Is there a way to embed insta reels? Anyway, enjoy:

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoFse...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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    I think this is the best set of recorded music in the last year. You have to have the balls to reach out for a minute or 5, but your mind will be blown: https://soundcloud.com/mira_kater/mi...rs-anniversary I've met her, we could barely talk over the language barrier, but when the generators even kicked out and we hugged, our eyes locked and we just smiled for days. Mira is the shit. She's a slow deep burn. Give it some time, not a swipe. Amazing music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    In a fairly empty lot at Alpine Meadows today, cars parked every which way.. It occured to me that we skiers assert our rebellious nature by not parking inside the lines. Which is pretty pathetic when you think about it.
    Your parking lot has lines?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I know it's a pain in the ass for the users, but guy on a buffalo is pretty damn amusing.
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait, what?
    Tell me you haven't missed the guy on a buffalo thing???
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Tell me you haven't missed the guy on a buffalo thing???
    I'm familiar with the videos and didn't Core Shot bump another 10 year old thread with it?

    I'm also seeing that some mags might be having their screennames changes to Guyonabuffalo, but I haven't actually seen it show up.

    Has the box fan become sentient and is it fucking with us one at a time?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm familiar with the videos and didn't Core Shot bump another 10 year old thread with it?

    I'm also seeing that some mags might be having their screennames changes to Guyonabuffalo, but I haven't actually seen it show up.

    Has the box fan become sentient and is it fucking with us one at a time?
    The box fan evolved into Skynet 1.0 after New Andrew uploaded ChatGPT to the TGR server, resulting in GuyonaBuffalo. Incidentally GuyonaBuffalo is the one who keeps snaking all your Assfinder purchases...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm familiar with the videos and didn't Core Shot bump another 10 year old thread with it?

    I'm also seeing that some mags might be having their screennames changes to Guyonabuffalo, but I haven't actually seen it show up.

    Has the box fan become sentient and is it fucking with us one at a time?
    Go to the Ask TGR forum and read the ID hack thread.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    The box fan evolved into Skynet 1.0 after New Andrew uploaded ChatGPT to the TGR server, resulting in GuyonaBuffalo. Incidentally GuyonaBuffalo is the one who keeps snaking all your Assfinder purchases...
    Fuck that Guyonabuffalo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Go to the Ask TGR forum and read the ID hack thread.
    Got it. Thx


    ETA: ok, that shit was hilarious. Next level trolling, Brett.

    Or New Andrew.

    Or Jer.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Your parking lot has lines?
    Sometimes the lines are real. Sometimes they are virtual. And sometimes they are meta.

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    The box fan becoming sentient is a new twist.

    I like the theory. It amuses me.

    PS. You have to watch a few of the guy on a buffalooooo videos. It’s a better ear worm than banana phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Ha, I was going to type "tell me that you've never seen SNL's jeopardy skits without telling me that you've never seen SNL's jeopardy skits"
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    When people ask my wife her occupation she says it's spelled psycho the rapist.

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    Sorry, I'm being impolite interrupting the rape jokes, but what's amused me lately is all the new cars on the road with signal lights built into the bumpers. A simple fender bender means your car is illegal with a broken light and you are really gonna have to bend over at the repair shop #circlingbacktorape

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